telemanchecoprobleptophobia

The fear of getting shit on your sleeves while wiping wearing long-sleeved clothing.

She asked why I hoard all my old clothing receipts; I told her I suffered from telemanchecoprobleptophobia.

by Lord Grimcock March 30, 2009

TELEMENTATION

The art of altering reality through your deepest level of conciousness ("Feeling mass"), a variation of the law of attraction, with the exception that it actually works.

Telementation is the art of Creating an event or physical object, manifesting a desired outcome in your life or in the life of others (can only be used for positive things and never contradict free will, (well you could try and see for yourself what the consequenses are..)

by Noh D.Bates October 26, 2011

Telemarketers

Annoying as all hell.

Telemarketer: Hello. Are you interested in-
You: No, sorry. I'm not interested
Note; Telemarketers only understand the 'interested' of this sentence.
Tele: Well howa 'bout a nice, comfy-
You (more agitated): No. Sorry but-
Tele: Would you like to subscribe to-
You (bursts): NO I WOULD NOT. YOU CAN GO SUCK YOUR MOM'S BALLS AND GO THE FUCK AWAY!

by SmilinStan December 9, 2009

Telemanjaro

The worlds largest HDTV which proudly hangs from the roof of the new Dallas Cowboys stadium with dimensions of 160 ft wide and 72 ft tall. It is lit by 300 bulbs and weighs about 660 tons.

Sole owner, Jerry Jones. "Jerry wants it, Jerry gon get it".

1. I wonder how a playstation game would look on Telemanjaro.

2. Dude, I could see your boogers when they showed your face on Telemanjaro.

by Mungeezy September 1, 2009

Tuleen

Tuleen’s a shy person when you first meet her but as she get more comfy she changes a whole 360 degrees, you won’t recognize her. She becomes crazy and not bad crazy more like funny crazy there won’t be a moment where you get bored with her... nah but she is still a fun person usually short with long or medium long hair that’s dark. She’ll try to dye it but she will feel like the whole world is against her on that. she is very loyal to friends and family, she is trustworthy despite not seeming like it. She what is right or wrong and there is no moment where she is wrong it rarely happens, she’s childish and loves disney. So basically she is a beautiful strong person that has went throught hardships and ran through hell while smiling...<3

Sarah: Omg Tuleen is so funny
Llama: You were so shy when I first met you how come you’re so crazy now?

by It’s Tuleen June 13, 2018

TULAMF

tear up like a mother fucker

I will admit: Super 8 made me tulamf

by theryho June 14, 2011

tuler

when typing to fast you accidentally press t instead of r after this mistake people will make fun of you

IM THE TULER OF HELL

by kekekeekekkekeekee March 26, 2018