A Tucson Tamale is when you take about a 3 foot length of toilet paper and lay it flat on the ground and then you poo onto it, making sure your log is parallel in the middle of the paper, towards to top. Then you wrap it like you would with the corn husks on a tamale. Then you can throw it at whatever you would like.
by Coyote Q October 21, 2008
Get the Tucson Tamale mug.Verb- When you have a conversation with someone who has little to no IQ. That split moment your brain physically has pain from the ignorant questions you are presented with by a homegrown resident of Tucson, AZ. When you are presented with questions or statements that make your common sense and IQ lower.
"Hey bud, You're about to get Tucsoned!"
Customer-"How do I put gas in this electric bike?" Employee- "I Just Got Tucsoned!!"
Customer-"How do I put gas in this electric bike?" Employee- "I Just Got Tucsoned!!"
by Non Resident September 9, 2021
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A city full of old people, morons from Minnesota, and people who can't drive for shit on the fucked-up road system we have here. Not to mention the Mexican Mafia quartered south of town.
by this city SUCKS February 23, 2005
Get the Tucson mug.Tying your victim's wrists and ankles to the bedposts then shitting on the person's face and leaving the person lying there until the shit dries(everything is dry in the desert)
by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008
Get the Tucson Steamer mug.-A city of almost 500,000 people, half of them Mexicans and/or homeless.
-Always tons of traffic because there are no freeways.
-If you don't have a car, you'll literally die of boredom.
-A 99 cent store at every corner
-A place where I thought only University of Arizona students moved to, because no one else in their right mind should otherwise.
-On the bright side, with low humidity levels (30% and down), the weather kicks ass.
-Always tons of traffic because there are no freeways.
-If you don't have a car, you'll literally die of boredom.
-A 99 cent store at every corner
-A place where I thought only University of Arizona students moved to, because no one else in their right mind should otherwise.
-On the bright side, with low humidity levels (30% and down), the weather kicks ass.
I can't understand how those who were born and raised in Tucson chose to go to the U of A. That was your chance to escape, fuckers!!
by get_me_the_hell_outta_here December 18, 2005
Get the Tucson mug.The action of urinating into a person's vehicle (obviously someone you dislike or wish to upset) through the moon/sun roof.
by Delerious Tyme January 7, 2011
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