tub-o-lard

An extremely obese and/or heavyset person. See Michael Moore.

Oh my god, have you seen tub-o-lard's latest crapumentary?

by Ares July 23, 2004

hot tub o' fuckalilla

(1) A hot tub filled with intoxicated teenagers and/or young adults engaging in explicit sexual acts with each other.

(2) A great deal or bonus, one consisting of multiple payoffs. A multi-layered success.

Usually considered vulgar.

(1) Carla: "Yo Gabby, get ova here, they gotta hot tub o' fuckalilla and it's off the hizzook!"

(2) Andi: "Sam, Sam, when dey got da promotion, it was a real hot tub o' fuckalilla for da whole company."

by Luc Samatas April 24, 2009

tuboyne

noun - an extremely nerdy, usually immature, teachers pet who obsesses over teachers and takes nerd to a whole new level of being highly resistable.

Cathrine Wilson is the biggest tuboyne I know!

by Can Not March 16, 2005

Tuborgulosis

a condition which is caused by the appropriate intake of tuborg. it causes beard growth, profuse masturbation and hysterical pregnancies(pseudocyesis) in males.

hey, why the hell am i lactating? must be tuborgulosis.

by donalthefirst September 24, 2008

tubortion

The act of unclogging your bath tub with a wire coat hanger.

Quinn: Honey...the tub is clogged.

Ben: We'd better have a tubortion.

by errntnarcsst November 7, 2009

Tubologist

n. One who studies tubology, generally an IT professional such as a network engineer or sysadmin.

"Dammit, I can't get my email! Call my tubologist! He can unclog the network!"

by Renian October 8, 2007

tub o' goo

Rather obese person who also has poor hygiene.

Gross! Look at the tub o' goo going back to the buffet for more! Still wearing her house slippers!

by Steven Irish November 28, 2005