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Trumpmageddon

The era marked by Donald Trump's presidency that will last for four years until we get a new president. In the meantime, people in Trumpmageddon era are hoping that Donald Trump doesn't totally wreck up America. Because of Trumpmageddon, people who are strongly against Trump are migrating to Canada. It's just really humiliating that we lost America to Donald Trump the sunburnt soul-eating sexist racist extremist troll.
Dr. Lewis: I'm so glad that Donald Trump won. Now Hillary Clinton won't have access to our launch codes.

Mr. Gordon: But you do realize that we have a far worse president, right?

Dr. Lewis: *sigh* I know... I try to make the best out of this though. We have to survive Trumpmageddon and we will make it out alive.

Mr. Gordon: I'm moving to Canada in four weeks.

Dr. Lewis: Yeah you do that...
by SushiWarlord November 22, 2016
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Trumpette

Don't ask Lisa who she's voting for, that dumbass is a Trumpette.
by lane3192 July 20, 2016
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Trumpcare

The new Republican health care program adopted by our government which takes care of Americans bigly, like no other! This program provides assistance to our top 1% while leaving the rest of 'merica free to treat using the incredible health care provided by the great Dr. Google!
I thought I was having a hear attack the other day but thanks to Trumpcare, I discovered it was probably only a *gasp....*cough....*wheeze..*dies..
by Girl 6 January 26, 2017
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trumpette

These are normally obese, tattooed, uneducated baby makers that drive beat up '92 Pontiacs and date hairy backed dotards. They voted for trump because their dotard boyfriends have 'struction jobs and told them to. All of their kids have different last names and their asses are the size of Delaware. Some of them smoke mile long Benson and Hedges and hang out at the local watering hole while their kids tear up their government subsidized housing.
That trumpette really looks like an old whore doesn't she? I'll bet she has a big gizmo.
by Master of The Factory August 8, 2018
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trumpeter's lips

When the anal sphincter is puckered and slightly open due to a state of extreme fear, resembling a trumpeter's lips
It was a bleak winter's day on the somme, rifle in hand and with the trumpeter's lips Rupert knew he would be going over the top today and meet his demise on foreign soil
by Loopydave December 1, 2018
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trumpadation

After reading President Donald Trumps latest Tweet, I was filled with much trumpadation.
by Cole Pritt February 8, 2017
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Trumpdeath

The slow and steady dance of self-destruction that we have been watching since Trumpworld began.
The long and drawn out nightmare of Trumpdeath has unfolded like a cliched crime drama starring a multitude of idiots.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 4, 2019
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