troutin around

to do what one normally does. as in a trout just swimming up the stream.

Sally and I had the day off and were just troutin around with no particular destination.

by Ryan BuonaLanger October 8, 2009

Touting yourself bijou

Inadvertently announcing the insubstantial size of your penis

Tom: "I have a 3 inch penis"

Sam: "That's massive"

John: "If you think that 3 inches is massive you must be touting yourself bijou

by Revolver Ocelot January 13, 2009

Trouping

The process of entirely re-inventing ones appearance prior to attenting university for the first time. The purpose of this being to appear more acceptable to fellow students

I'm gonna need to do some serious trouping if I want to fit in at university

by Malcom Dwight April 30, 2008

Globe-trotting

The act of setting a certain extended time period that your penis is exclusively meant for getting head, usually done in a competition of sorts

I was globe-trotting last night against Chris and I owned him.

by telluriding29 March 13, 2010

Trotting her Turkey all up on his Jive

The act of a female initiating sex with a male.

Simon: "Dude, Ofena's claiming that Malcolm took advantage of her!"

Fredrik: "What!?, but she was the one who was trotting her turkey all up on his jive! Damn! If he would have just gone home and been slapping the weasel with the right one this never would have happened."

by J. H. Grissom September 27, 2008

trotting twat

a specially slected girls (twats).
Criteria (you must fit one or all):
- you look like a horse
- you smoke while wearing tights
- you are a midget in love with a goiter
- you are ugly
- you drive a minivan
- you date ian
- you love muffins.

"Did you just see her with muffins?"
" Yeah!What a trotting twat."

by Bracey McGee December 29, 2007

trousing

browsing for pants; to go in search of new trousers.

dude you've been at the mall for three hours...

yeah cause that bitch threw up all over my nice pants last night. i'm trousing.

by badcakemix October 11, 2010