Caked Trout

A caked trout is a woman with a fanny that is coated in dried period blood such that no foreign body can enter,

Omg I have got miss Granith for English she is such a caked trout.

by Food41 December 5, 2012

New York trout

Term used to describe the condoms found floating in the waters surrounding New York City...

While waiting for the ferry to take us to the Statue of Liberty we saw many New York trout float past us.

by San-Man February 4, 2008

Wily Sea Trout

An individual of great distinction. Someone who appreciates both British modernist and romantic poets, and also likes to rock out to the latest tunes. Someone who is admired by men and considered 'quite a catch' by the ladies. A great swimmer.

'Who was that you were out with last night at Bronte? He seemed so suave and sophisticated? I cant believe he was quoting Wordsworth and singing Animal Collective'

'Oh yes, he is quite a Wily Sea Trout! I can't wait to take him home to meet the fam. I am not throwing this one back'

by definitely not wily sea trout March 21, 2009

Little Tommy Trout

An altruistic kid from “Ding Dong Bell,” an English children’s song, who pulled the kitty from the well, who much later was unfortunately determined to be an insufferable codependent.

That Little Tommy Trout sure was a very helpful young man who would likely be surprised to learn that a wall-mounted animatronic singing trout would be his future namesake!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 29, 2021

Bitch slapping the trout

The act of slapping ones penis off of a females genitals

Dave: You hook up with katie last night?

Adam: You bet, she really loved it when I was bitch slapping the trout!

by Gingeeeeee August 26, 2013

large trout

A large trout used for slapping people with in IRC channels. Used for humiliation.

/me slaps (name) around a bit with a large trout

Lulz slaps Lol around a bit with a large trout

by Frightful December 28, 2007

finless brown trout

fish that can be domesticated, but which is often flushed prematurely. Often dumped into toilets, and mistaken for dead as it has no eyes, fins, tail, and doesn't seem to swim.

Timmy didn't want to flush the toilet, but his daddy reassured him, telling him he would restock the waters within hours with fresh finless brown trout.

by Pantaloon January 14, 2008