Philanthropy Trolling

Donating to charity for the explicit purpose of embarrassing an acquaintance by associating their name with a ridiculous cause. Especially effective on kickstarter and other named giving platforms.

LOL. I just donated $100 in my boss's name to The HPV and Anal Cancer Foundation. That's some next-level philanthropy trolling.

by coachbob August 28, 2018

Online Trolling

Randomly popping up in a server and constantly taunting others with troll phrases and getting a kick out of there stress, due to you.

Online trolling:

Troll:"You mad bro hoe?"

Target:"NO!"

Troll:"Yup you're mad."

Troll:"Hey! Hey! Hey! You mad?"

Troll:"Breh breh, you mad?"

Target:"YOUR MAD!"

Troll:"It's You're* learn to use grammar!"

by Onewordatatime September 24, 2011

Trollgramming

The practice of solving computer science problems by not creating an algorithm, but rather some form of approximation or random number generator.

Person:"I only got 1/5 CS questions right..."
You:"I divided by 3 for all of them and got 3/5 right!!!!!1!1!! Trollgramming 4 teh winz lol"
Person:"FUUUUUUUU-"

by A Flying Walrus December 15, 2010

Trolling well

A well that spawns a considerable amount of trolling.

Joseph: "That bitch from The Ring came out of the trolling well last night, and I pissed my pants."

Mary: "That's what she said."

by Kmgtpezy April 24, 2011

Double Trolling

The art of pissing off two different, ideologically opposing, groups with one statement, comment, or social media exchange. Double Trolling is conducted solely for personal amusement.

Bill Burr is just double trolling the internet when he says things like "Trump is such a dope, he's actually going to make me vote for a woman."

by Adolf Earnhardt February 27, 2017

Trolling for Strange

Scanning the nightlife scene for some hot-ass stranger to hook up with. Though, the more you drink, the less the "hot-ass" stipulation matters, and the more likely you'll settle for a gargoyle-like creature. It's science.

All right, fuckers. Who wants to go trolling for strange?

by drok n roll January 20, 2010

Trolling IRL

Stands for "Trolling in real life". It is harder than online trolling because you might actually get your ass kicked.

A list of professional IRL Trolls:
-Andy Kaufman
-Jonathan Swift
-Ann Coulter
-Otakus
-Barry Humphries
-Chris Morris
-Bill O'Reilly
-Dom Joly
-God
-Howard Stern
-Ted Rall
-The Runaway Bride
-Jeremy Beadle
-Ayn Rand
-Hurricane Katrina
-Jesus
-Tucker Carlson
-Anal Cunt
-Michael Moore
-Perverted-Justice
-Socrates
-Adolf Hitler
-Johnny Knoxville
-U2
-Discordians
-Pat Robertson
-Hugo Chavez
-PETA
-The Man
-Merle Haggard
-Karl Marx
-Tom Green

List of ways Trolling IRL:
-Poke people and say "fag" until they get pissed.
-Walk very close to shops on the pavement, triggering their automatic doors while you pass.
-Wear blackface.
-Stand right in front of the 'buzzer' button at pedestrian crossings so that people can't press it without feeling like they're intruding in your personal space.
-Write an angry letter to the editor.
-File frivolous lawsuits.
-Happy slapping
-Sell someone's dog to a Chinese restaurant
-Join an anarchist black bloc
-Rearrange grocery items on the shelves
-Wear Klan robes
-Sneak a retard into a sperm bank
-Invoke Satan in discussions with street preachers.
-Urinate into a lemonade bottle and leave it in somebody's fridge. For extra fun, change the nutrtion-box information.
-Take a crap on a paper towel and then put it in a soap dispenser.
-Columbine
-Follow old people around with a boom box playing Vengaboys' "We Like to Party"

by MaidenAndPriestRule September 12, 2005