Trollinatrix 

a trollinatrix is a kink/fetish professional who is paid, (or financially tributed by a client in some agreed upon way) to verbally tease a client in a fun, consensual, and witty style. usually this happens in a kink setting such as a dungeon or another agreed upon location or event. the Dom is in control and the sub enjoys being humiliated by the "Pleasure Troll" i.e. trollinatrix.

no one:
me to my best friend talking about their natural strengths: "you are so good at coming up with jokes and dark humor and you are also so good at draining wallets. maybe you should work as a Trollinatrix."

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the Trollinatrix is a comedic wallet drainer. surprisingly kind, strongly opinionated and smart, an adult-industry student of life, a pleasure seeker, a comedian in high heels and a black corset. a sub will crawl to them, stomach hurting from laughing so hard internally, but you better not laugh or they'll smack you harder with the flogger.

good boi, be the punchline and take your punishment ;) your Trollinatrix is pleased.

coined in 2022 by someone cool.

Trollinatrix by lildimensionzeverythingbagel July 6, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012