Troglodyte

People who touch the screen of the apple computer in the uni library even though they’re not touchscreen

Which troglodyte has put their greasy fingers all over the fkin screen

by Troglodyte Hunter December 9, 2019

Troglodyte Salad

A build up of miscellaneous dingleberries, typically found around the anus.

After days of improper hygiene, John had Troglodyte Salad stuck in his ass hairs.

by One Two February 6, 2008

ESPN Troglodyte

A person, typically male and characterized by a low IQ, obsession with sports and a macho or jockish demeanor. The typical ESPN Troglodyte feels an almost primal need to watch hopelessly repetitive ESPN offerings such as Sportscenter. These people subscribe to the ESPN orthodoxy that any and all material displayed on ESPN with the exception of watching an actual game in progress is supremely relevant. These people tend not to understand that most of this material is in effect filler used to fill the void between tidbits of potentially interesting professional sport related news. Any unexpected break in viewing (for instance, changing the channel or momentarily blocking the screen by walking between it and the viewer) will cause the ESPN Troglodyte great discomfort and on occasion will cause the ESPN Troglodyte to lash out verbally or physically.

I went to the gym today, All three TVs were showing Sportscenter. I decided to protect my mind from being turned to mush by changing one to the Science Channel. As soon as I did an ESPN Troglodyte began heaping his abuse on me demanding that I change it back. WTF?

by uuth October 22, 2010

bromage à trois

Describes a bromance shared between 3 dudes.

Zak, Aaron and Nick are totally in a bromage à trois. The three of them are ALWAYS hanging out together.

by Sadie Vincent August 13, 2009

Tromsø

Also known as The Nordic Paris. An awesome city in the north of Norway. Its awesome inhabitants endures freezing winds and wet summers, but is rewarded with mild winters and simply getting to be awesome. In the winter, the sun never rises, but in the summer it never sets! Also, it is one of the places in the world with the most awesome northern lights. If you want awesomeness, go to Tromsø!

(If you have ever had bad experiences with norwegians before, they were almost certainly from the capital Oslo and not from the awesome city of Tromsø.)

1. Oh man, that guy is awesome! I'll bet he's from Tromsø!

2. Why would you want to go to Oslo? It sucks in comparison to Tromsø!

3. I wish I could be from Tromsø and be awesome...

by Makywi December 19, 2010

troglodyke

An ugly, cave-dwelling lesbian.

"I heard Trina got beat down by a troglodyke with a pipe wrench."

by Taylor the brain September 11, 2008

troggered

When someone gets triggered for a stupid or "wrong" reason, they are said to be troggered.

"Dude all the punctuation goes inside the quotation marks! I'm so fucking triggered."
"That guy is so troggered right now."

"I asked for chocolate ice cream and you gave me vanilla?! Are you racist against black people!?"
"... Stop being so troggered."

by xXpU55y514Y3R69420B14Z31TXx February 28, 2017