Tristonianity

Tristonianity is the religion that believes Tristan Finkelstein will come to power in the year 5000 (0 Tristan Time or TT) and will be our new god. The Tristonians believe in many ancient mythological Tristonian stories that explains how the world came to be. The stories while not proven entirely true, do have many pieces of evidence that leads to most of these stories being somewhat, or very accurate.

I practice Tristonianity

by WeenisPenis December 9, 2020

Gran Turismo

Literally the only PlayStation game left from the PS1 days.

Tyler: "There's still no new Crash Bandicoot."
Dresher: "We still got Gran Turismo."
Tyler: "IT AIN'T THE SAME WITHOUT THE REST OF THE PS1 GANG!"

by ShutUpImMe June 5, 2016

Upstream Tristo

The words Upstream Tristo typically describes someone's penis to be microscopic and physically cannot grow any bigger then 1 Nanometer in length.

Person 1: Omg Jenifer said that when Tristan took off his clothes just before they were about to have sex, she couldn't see his penis! She even held a magnifying glass to it and still couldn't see his penis. It was an Upstream Tristo size!
Person 2: What a fucking loser!

by John Wock April 9, 2022

Gran Turismo 5

The younger, better looking, more relevant little sister of Gran Turismo 4, albeit being dumber, more ridiculous, less sophisticated, unrevolutionary, blonder, less compatible, more inarticulate than her sibling.

Still immensely great fun to look at, play with, and to go to sleep dreaming of it.

Eg. 1) Comparing Gran Turismo 5 to Gran Turismo 4 is like Serena Williams to Venus Williams - both are ridiculously brilliant, have been world champions, and are still the best in their league, but the older has been more spectacular in a field of spectacularness.

Eg. 2) I played Gran Turismo 5 today, and went to sleep dreaming of camber, toe, dampers, spring rates, drafting, fuel conservation, turbos, intercoolers, racing lines, and cars that are sexier and more distracting than the semi-naked Jessica Alba sitting in it.

by Mr. Go June 8, 2011

Triston

A Triston is very striking and will be the first person you notice in a crowd. A Triston has aggressive and intimidating eyes. Tristons normally try to act like they arent phased by anything but on the inside Tristons are all emotional messes. They tend to get very angry when they get sad and will lash out at anyone who tries to converse with them. Tristons are normally negative people but they will do anything for the ones they love. They prefer to be alone than in a crowd. They arent afraid to be alone if its to get away from fake/weak people. They look at things much differently than other but Tristons will always put you before themselves and will have your back in any fight or hardship until the end. If you find a Triston hold on to them but if you have ever done them wrong or they tell you they dont fuck with you, keep your distance

That dude Triston doesnt talk to anyone.

by A N I M A V E S T R A June 2, 2018

Trisosceles

According to scriptures, a triosceles is a three-horned mythical beast that captures and collects the souls of innocent, unknowing females under the age of 18.

This beast is known to use whatever means necessary to capture these souls, and shows no remorse in his actions.

"Dude, look how drunk Devine is talking to those freshman. He's acting like a huge trisosceles."

"Trisosceles that hoe!!"

by Craig and Damien October 8, 2009

trisco biscuit

slang for the drug ecstacy

you want some trisco biscuits?

by muthatruckin p i m p May 12, 2009