TriPod

When a certain individual of yours that should be male has a third leg (Large Penis) also know as a tripod because of the mass and weight and velocity swell as how viscous it can be. The Bigger the tripod the bigger the nut milk. People with a tripod can hold them selfs up with it alone with assistance from its other legs { an example would be Squidward tenticals}.

Person Without Big Dick Energy Andrew: Hey man how are you holding yourself up??
Tripod man Dante: I'm using my tripod to hold my self up, my guy.
Person Without Big Dick Energy Andrew: But how can you do such a thing . That is deadass impossible!
Tripod Man Dante: Well nigga it is because I got the BIGGEST DICK ENERGY OUT THERE.
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"You see that guy over there"
"yea why"
"They call him the tripod"
"why?"
"its because his dick is massive"

by HentaiLordXxx42069 November 11, 2018

tripod

Australian comedy trio consisting of Gatesy (Steven Gates), Yon (Simon Hall) and Scod (Scott Edgar)

Tripod are playing at Hi-Fi tonight.

by PiraticalKat October 8, 2003

Tripodding

Tripodding is the act of standing or wedging a phone on an erect penis so it is facing the desired way in order to take hands free selfies/ video calls

“My hands are hurting I’ll call later Chloe”
“Do some tripodding Josh it’s hands free”

by Mrskillmgill May 13, 2020

Tripoded

tripod monopod stringer cameraman news photog

Stringer: “We sent in professional tripoded footage to the news stations”

by AdamLLNNYC February 24, 2019

tripod

a group of 3 girls who everyone envies and hates. they rule at the top of the social class.

"those bitches in the tripod have been fucking our guys!"

by macslice October 10, 2004

tripod

A three-legged dog.

Sophie the beagle became a tripod after she was hit by a car.

by JP O December 21, 2003

tripod

a man well endowed man

He's so hung, we call him tripod.

by DarkNova April 15, 2002