A misnomer, this social activity consists of three elements - whirlpool, sauna, steam room. The jewish triathlon frequently occurs at luxury gyms in large, urban areas.
Those guys aren't here to workout. They're here to pickup women and go for the gold in a jewish triathlon.
by PeddyofEBC December 2, 2010
Get the jewish triathlon mug.Shortened from the word treacherous, tretch describes something that is dangerous and if desired, cool.
Much like the slang word "sick" it can be used in both positive and negative scenarios.
In the positive sense it can mean fun, daring, chill, etc.
In the negative sense it can mean sketchy, wrong, or terrible
Much like the slang word "sick" it can be used in both positive and negative scenarios.
In the positive sense it can mean fun, daring, chill, etc.
In the negative sense it can mean sketchy, wrong, or terrible
For example:
Positive: "Hey Demarcus, that party was majorly tretch, mann!"
Negative: "Yo man, we have to get out of here. This shit is hella tretch."
Positive: "Hey Demarcus, that party was majorly tretch, mann!"
Negative: "Yo man, we have to get out of here. This shit is hella tretch."
by Treacherous Whore July 22, 2009
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A triathlete is any person who was once human, but has now transformed into something super-human, and can no longer hang out with other mere mortals. They must spend all their spare time swimming, biking, running, and shaving themselves in order to keep their new-found sport god status. During this time, they are technically still married, but their wife/husband considers them dead due to their lack of normal human function.
Note: The spouse is only considered a triathlon widow during the time the triathlete is wasting all their spare time spent training, racing, shaving, or thinking about their multi-sport addiction in general.
A triathlete is any person who was once human, but has now transformed into something super-human, and can no longer hang out with other mere mortals. They must spend all their spare time swimming, biking, running, and shaving themselves in order to keep their new-found sport god status. During this time, they are technically still married, but their wife/husband considers them dead due to their lack of normal human function.
Note: The spouse is only considered a triathlon widow during the time the triathlete is wasting all their spare time spent training, racing, shaving, or thinking about their multi-sport addiction in general.
I'm a triathlon widow this weekend. My husband is gone from our family for 3 days to do an Iron Man race 5 states away. Yes, he had to pay to be in it, and no he does not win anything.
by Triathlon Widow October 1, 2009
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Get the tried mug.A person who has made an attempt at doing something amazing, cool, awsome or even witty and FAILS miserably. That person has "tried'it."
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Get the triesteling mug.Triel is a girl’s name that means a nice, funny girl, that always get her phone taken from the teachers.
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