Trek Bicycle

a shitty organization headquarterd in nazi germany that specizes in Road bikes, MTB, hybrids, and mainly pedophillia services. Basically Trek "bicycle" cooperation actually specializes in child molesting services or sex traffiking. Trek is most well known for their Antonsen bikes and Crazen road bikes. Their bike models named after Gamer/streamer pedophiles. The founder of Trek, who is named Crazen GD was a pedophile himself. Their road bikes are horrible and are sold at inflated prices to further attract children to fuel their main sector - child molesting and rape services.

Tom Robinson: Yo what that bike you got why it coverd in nigga cum
GDR3alityy: Some bike I got at Trek, its called the Trek Antonsen SL5 Disc
Tom Robinson: Nigga that aint cool, Antonsen raped his lil sister.
GDR3alityy: I mean i donated 4 grand to pedophillia services
Tom Robinson: Fuck trek bicycle.

by Boo Radley Game April 17, 2023

trek domane al5 gen 4

The trek domane al5 gen 4 is a super heavy "mountain" bike made from the hands of trek bicycle. Known for its cheap price the frame is made from cheap Chinese plastic that will melt in any heat above 69.420 F. The ride feeling is uncomfortable, the handlebars snap under slight pressure and the "12 speed" shifting sucks. Advertised as a "top of the range MTB" it has nothing mtb, 0mm front travel, 0mm rear travel, and rigid ass wheels so thin a fucking ant can topple the whole thing. Domane AL5 frames are also known to snap in a million pieces after running over a dust mite.

Megan: check it out!! my new domane AL5 gen 4.
Joe: yo fuck that bike, that's cheap Chinese shit
Megan rides *domane instantly melts*
Joe: told you, trek domane al5 gen 4 is cheap garbage, it is retailed in Quagmire and Giggly landfill for just 2 cents!

by Knmagor December 17, 2023

Trek Emonda SLR9

Coming Eqquiped with shitty shimano tourney 6 speed, 3x chainrings and a cheaply made carbon fiber frame that cocks in at a staggering 69 lbs. a type of BSO sold at Trek BSO Shop for $16,000. Also EXACTLY same bike could be bought at Dollar Tree for 69 cents.

Chapman: yo how's the Trek Emonda SLR9?
Koy: Oh that? that's a shitty BSO. I threw it away.
Chapman: why?
Koy: oh the usual from treks "road" bike lineup, bad shifting performance and its heavier than my Specialized globe HZ.
Chapman: yk where to get trek emondas right?
Koy: $5,000 for shimano tourney 6 speed, gotta suck
Chapman: ikr. I got Trek's Trek Madone "SLR"7, it was so uncomfertable, heavy, and snapped in half as soon as I sat on it. They said it came with Ultegra "Di2" but that's marketing. it came with cheap shitty sram 6 speed components made from cheap chinese plastic.
Koy: Sram? that's shit.
Chapman: on god koy.
Koy: you know what else? The frame is actually made from cheap chinese plastic.
Chapman: Trek always makes their bike frames and wheels from cheap plastic. know where trek bikes could also be bought?
Koy: Applewold county jail landfill.
Chapman: Exactly.
Koy: I somehow wasted $5,000 💀
Chapman: dw I got a Trek Domane SLR for $13,000 and it fell apart in a matter of seconds.

by Boo Radley Game November 22, 2023

Star Trek: The Next Generation

The bestest show in the world. You are truly deprived if you have not seen or heard of this show. Watch it immediately.

Star Trek: The Next Generation is the life-giver.

by Randomhuggie January 8, 2010

Star Trek Reboot

Refers to the 2009 Star Trek film based on the fact that the original story line is restarted. This term is primarily used by the online Star Trek fandom.

Person1- Have you checked ontd_startrek today?
Person2- No.
Person1- They just posted new manips from Star Trek Reboot.

by tpdnce00 November 1, 2009

Star Trek

Star Wars mortal enemy

StarWars Kid: Use The Force!
StarTrek Kid: Phasers On Stun!

Startrek guy on undergrads:
Where's Your Yoda Now?....Smeh

by The_Dark_Side May 14, 2005

Nu-trek

Aka Nutrek or new trek. Refers to films and series of Star Trek made from 2009 onwards. Nu-trek is generally controversial with some hardcore Trekkies wanting to burn it to the ground and others showering it with praise. Nu-trek is a term typically used by the former but most Reddit posts about ST will have it somewhere.

Trekkie 1: JJ Abrams and Alex Kurtzman ruined Star Trek. Nu-trek is so political and dramatic and full of lens flares.
Trekkie 2: Nu-trek is quite good actually. I especially love Michael Burnham and the way the Federation is portrayed as less idealistic and more dystopian.
Trekkie 1: *sets phaser to kill*

by Beff May 25, 2021