trebuchet

this retarded wooden piece of crap catapult built by schillywilly. youre supposed to be able to launch things with it, but when you try to shoot a brick it just comes crashing back down , causing the trebuchet to break into a million schmelly pieces. so then you need to burn it because its worthless.

'im going to launch my volvo with the trebuchet....WEEEEEEAARRRRRRGHHHHHH BOOM.'

'what? the trebuchet? oh its at eric's house. i'll call him to get it back.....hello, eric? can i have my trebuchet back? what! youre in pakistan?! ok, well i guess i'll get it when you get back in 6 weeks. bye'

by schilly willy December 28, 2005

trebuchet

it swings large objects and throws them enormous distances

they used a trebuchet in "last castle" and "return of the king"

by andrew December 24, 2004

Treybuckets

The best basketball player in the world

I seen Treybuckets give someone 50 points in a game

by Tr3ybuckets October 14, 2023

treefucked

When a mob killed in World of Warcraft dies, and the corpse lands inside a tree, and you can not loot it.

Ah man, I just killed a warlock in Ashenvale, with just one quest item left and got treefucked.

by Basmia August 20, 2010

Trebuchets glory

When you fart and the only person to smell it is the person across the room

“Timothy just got hit with the trebuchets glory”

by Jewslayer762 December 16, 2020

killer trebuchet

Something being top notch, really cool, or particularly on point.

"Check out my new chicken hat."
"Killer trebuchet! "

by Crumpet Connoisseur May 13, 2015

tallahassee trebuchet

It's a hot day, blowjob is on the menu. You tuck the marbles behind the hind. Full stretch. Seconds before the juice gets loose you release, slap underneath the chin. Concussion protocol

She's not lookin too good, hit her with the Tallahassee trebuchet. Getting her a helmet for christmas.

by Smilin Tonto January 15, 2023