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Traveller's smile

The sign of someone who's fought a traveller. A scar caused by a pair of razorblades or Stanley knife blades concealed within a piece of cardboard. Since the skin tightens when cut, the two blades cause a nasty scar which sometimes never heals. It is often done down both sides of the face, so it forms a "smile" shape, hence the name.
Oh, my god. That guy's got a traveller's smile
by Snake March 7, 2005
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traveller

getting a random or sporadic erection while travelling, can be quite embarrasing and is usually kept hidden.
Dude, i got the biggest traveller on the plane and had to hide it from the lady seated next to me.
by csangers88 September 23, 2010
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Travelanche

When a considerable amount of bags and/or suitcases get packed into the back of a vehicle to the point that they are about to fall out.
"Suzzy, if you put any more bags in the car we'll have a travelanche."
by Ryman90 February 4, 2010
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traveller

An alcoholic beverage, usually a tin of lager that is taken for consumption on public transport en route to the pub/bar/club
John, taking any travellers for the train?
by Jim Birtwisle January 16, 2008
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time travelling

The act of blacking out as a result of excess consumption of alcohol.
I don't remember anything from last night, I was time travelling for 4 or 5 hours strong after those tequila shots.
by WaterStreetManiac August 31, 2008
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Hector The Time Travelling Midget

A man from the year 2098 who was much different than the rest of the people at that time, for he was only 3' tall. Everyone else in the world was at the shortest about 5' 2". This troubled Hector cause he was always picked on and people would throw him around much like a football. It being the year 2098, time travel had already been invented about 23 years ago. Hector thought about using time travel to change history so that there would be more short people like him. After acquiring the means to travel through time (which cost him $18.75 on Ebay), Hector travelled back in time many times, but was always thwarted in his attempt to make more short people. After many attempts Hector finally travelled back to the Primordial Soup. The goo that started all life sat before him. Sitting and pondering what to do to change history, Hector came up with the grandest of schemes. "Ah ha!", said Hector. "I will contaminate this ooze with my own ooze.", Hector shouted with glee. After an intense one and a half minutes of self gratification (Everything is shorter for midgets), he dumped his load into the soup causing a mass fusion of his "little" genes into the normal genes. After many eons of Evolution, thanks to Hector's deeds, we have been blessed with many small creatures. This is how the Pterodactyl became the chicken. Its how the shark became the goldfish. Its also how we got actors like Verne Troyer. No one knows what happened to Hector. My thoughts are that since he fucked with the timeline he never came to be. Poor, poor Hector. All this to make a friend and he never even existed. The moral of the story, I guess, is to not throw hair dryers into the bathtub.
Dude 1: "Man I hate that show Little People Big World. Who the hell came up with that shit?"

Dude 2: "Its all made possible because of Hector The Time Travelling Midget."

Dude 1: "Damn you Hector, damn you."
by Supa' Dub T June 30, 2008
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Traveltard

An asshole so consumed with travel, that this is the only thing they know how to talk about, with no regard as to how no one else gives a shit.
Rob travels so much, he is such a traveltard, that is all he ever talks about!
by Klaatu9898 September 11, 2018
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