Jeff: I have a fear of stepping on a nail.
Jeoff: Oh, you mean you have Traumatopedphobia?
Jeff: Fuck Off
Jeoff: Oh, you mean you have Traumatopedphobia?
Jeff: Fuck Off
by Papa Splurge January 5, 2019
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by Cherylraven August 13, 2019
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Person 1 "so my Traumahood wasn't as bad as some people's but my mom did beat me for every little thing"
Person 2 "geeze, man"
Example 2
Man "my childhood wasn't the best, my dad was an alcoholic and beat me and my mom, and I was bullied at school for being into rocks"
Friend "dude, you didn't have a childhood, you had a Traumahood"
Person 1 "so my Traumahood wasn't as bad as some people's but my mom did beat me for every little thing"
Person 2 "geeze, man"
Example 2
Man "my childhood wasn't the best, my dad was an alcoholic and beat me and my mom, and I was bullied at school for being into rocks"
Friend "dude, you didn't have a childhood, you had a Traumahood"
by SilverCatTails November 23, 2019
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You think a right triangle has a^2 + b^2 = c^2
Well no. The Trumpotanuse is whatever I damn well say it is
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You think a right triangle has a^2 + b^2 = c^2
Well no. The Trumpotanuse is whatever I damn well say it is
New MATh!
by KrizziKat September 23, 2020
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Karen: It must be hard for you sometimes hey?
BIPOC: I mean, yeah sure, sometimes. I don't dwell on these things
Karen: But tell me, what's the worst thing you've experienced? You must have some stories.
BIPOC: well yeah, I've gone through my share of racist abuse, but I don't want to go through them again just so a Traumavore can walk away with my story and not help do anything about it.
Karen: Aw shit, I guess I'll go ask another brown person for my next hit of Trauma.
BIPOC: I mean, yeah sure, sometimes. I don't dwell on these things
Karen: But tell me, what's the worst thing you've experienced? You must have some stories.
BIPOC: well yeah, I've gone through my share of racist abuse, but I don't want to go through them again just so a Traumavore can walk away with my story and not help do anything about it.
Karen: Aw shit, I guess I'll go ask another brown person for my next hit of Trauma.
by Duke Leto September 27, 2021
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