tardstick

n. A stupid person by which all other stupid people are measured

They belived that he was so stupid, they used him as a tardstick to measure autistic children.

by Pinko Jones June 21, 2006

crapstick

Chapstick with grosse stuff on the end of it. Usually from having dirty lips before application.

Dang, you just made some weird crapstick there. Yuck!

by satandracula November 25, 2009

crapstick

A log. Crapstick usually refers to the long and straight variety of logs. Different from a splat or the squitters. (Once used in a book by Jack Kerouac.)

I built a raft out of crapsticks and sailed the mighty Merrimack.

by Just Joe September 7, 2003

Transdick

The act of fornicating with a transgender without being informed of their sexual identity.

Last week Trey got transdicked in the bar bathroom and didn't find out until Monday.

by K_Translator February 1, 2017

Tripsticles

3 balls in one nutsack.

I smacked her in the face with my tripsticles.

by The Never Ending Penis June 7, 2011

Trapdick

A male reproductive organ used to entice another male via picture messaging until he sees it in person and it is not as appealing the marketing described.

Marco thought Lucas's dick was super thick on Growlr until he saw it was actually trapdick.

by Asiriuspup April 4, 2017

trapstitute

A nigga named Matthew who's a trap to sucks nigger dick.

"That faggot Matthew is a real trapstitute!"

by sdad screeeee January 28, 2018