The tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise

A story the Jedi would not tell you It's a sith Legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.

The Senate: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

Anakin: No

by I Have No Name October 8, 2017

Bohemian Tragedy

A description of the rise of right wing elitists under whom we progressively lose access to our vote, our bodies, access to education and our freedom of speech.

The U.S. government is infiltrated more deeply by autocrats and corporations who are funding this Bohemian Tragedy.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 9, 2018

Maybe I'll Be Tracer

I'm already Tracer
What about Widowmaker?
I'm already Widowmaker
I'll be Bastion
Nerf Bastion
You're right. So, Winston
I wanna be Winston
I guess I'll be Genji
I'm already Genji
Then I'll be McCree
I already chose McCree
I have an idea
What's your idea?
You should be...
I'm not gonna be Mercy

him: Maybe I'll Be Tracer -
her: IM ALREADY TRACERRRRR

by thisgitlisnotonfire November 21, 2018

tragedeigh

A deliberate misspelling of a baby's name in an effort to be cool and different.

Seriously that name, as it was spelled before, was a tragedeigh

by mckennedeigh February 14, 2021

I wanna be tracer

Autism

I wanna be tracer! I’m already tracer !

by Urdadsanonce November 20, 2018

stoner tragedy

Something bad that happens to someone as a direct result of them being stoned. This bad thing is usually something small and would most likely not have happened otherwise.

Person 1: Dude, that bowl last night hit me really hard. I almost dropped all my Captain Crunch on the carpet.

Person 2: Dude... your parent would have been so mad if you spilled milk all over their new carpet.

Person 1: I know, I just avoided a stoner tragedy.

by ChocolateBaconCrunch November 26, 2013

tracer main

Just your average FPS player, but constantly on Crack and Steroids that constantly is warping everywhere making it impossible for anyone to kill her as she picks every single person off your team and t bags as she sticks you with her bomb.

Person 1: Oh no it's a tracer main!
Person 2: Hurry let's leave

by Not_a_Overwatch_Weeaboo June 15, 2017