traffucked

an excuse for being late for almost anything you had to drive to.

i would have gotten here sooner but the I-5 traffucked me for 45 minutes.

by the taper guy August 5, 2012

traffuck

When You Are Stuck In traffic and yell out in frustration

Honey we are in Traffuck

by Yazby25 May 4, 2024

traffucking

When a male viking and a female pirate travel the globe in a pirate ship pillaging villages for treasure and hot people. They then take these hot people onboard their pirate ship and travel across the ocean to sell them as sex slaves but fuck them repeatedly along the trip.

Joe: "So you and Emily are in the traffucking business?"
Dan: "Yes, we just raided the Carribean last week."
Joe: "Hope you found some good merchandise."

by Djt69 August 9, 2010

Traffuck

When there's a fuck ton of traffic

I got stuck in traffuck today

by Double J wihtout Js August 29, 2025

Traffucked

Get stuck in a traffic jam.

Jane got traffucked on her way to the gym.

by Nãvnã December 28, 2013

Traffuck

Being stuck in stand still traffic, usually at rush hour in major metro areas

I was in a hurry to get home but instead got traffucked

by Buckrog February 7, 2019

Traffucked

The state of being fucked over by any type of traffic. Usually used when explaining why you are taking so long to get somewhere by vehicle.

I won't arrive until 5:25pm... Absolutely traffucked!

by Truth In Lies July 28, 2016