Toyota Hilux

A Nissan's saviour

Nissan driver: Can you get me unstuck

Toyota Hilux driver: Really again

by HILUX LOVER November 27, 2016

Toyota Tacoma

A smallish pickup truck built by Toyota. Its superior longitudinally-mounted 3.5-Liter V6 engine allows it to utterly stomp any Chevrolet/GMC, Ford, or Dodge/Ram truck that it may encounter. Its only worthy rival is the Nissan Frontier.

GM Driver: "Did you see that?! That guy's Toyota Tacoma passed me like I was standing still! Also this POS I'm driving blew another head gasket!"

Dodge Driver: "Despite my 100 horsepower advantage, this barge of mine is easy prey for Tacomas because it weighs so damn much."

Ford Driver: "But muh E-co-bewst"

Nissan Driver: "Sweet ride, my dude."

by ZoomZoom69 December 3, 2018

Toyota Pious

1. That dickhead who is constantly compelled to pontificate that they are a superior human being, simply because they drive a Toyota Prius.

2. Toyota Motor Company's facade that they strive to save the world, but, in actuality, they plan to conquer it.

Guy 1. "Pardon me, but I must tell you that your Camero's carbon foot-print is horrible, about 10 times that of my"....( clears his throat, strikes a superior pose, looks down his nose at you )..... "Toyota Prius. You are totally destroying the planet"

Guy 2. "Thanks for the info, Mr. Toyota Pious. How about I stick my carbon footprint up your ass?"

by Art C. Fartsy August 10, 2009

Toyota Camry

Only the most common car in the U.S. (for about 7 years in a row), not to mention the fact that they're almost always the same colour, leading you to get bloody well confuzzled if you've got one and can't fucking find it in a parking garage because of all the others that look just like it.

I have a Toyota Camry, and it can't go fast or impress anyone, yet it'll get you where you need to go, just as long as you remember where you parked it.

by shnazwobbles May 5, 2006

toyota supra

The mkiv(1993-198)Toyota Supra is considered to be one of the best Japanese imports. It has a 3.0 L inline 6 engine. The 2 engine models are the N/A 2jz-ge and the famed twin turbocharged 2jz-gte which can produce 320HP and go from 0-60 in 4.6 seconds and 1/4 mile in 13.1 seconds at 109 mph. The 2jz-gte engine is known to reach up to 1500HP when tuned. The twin turbos operated in sequential mode instead of the more common parallel mode. It is often compared to the Nissan skyline gt-r.

Rice Tuner- OMG!!!! is that a toyota supra, I've never seen one in person but i heard its awesome...I wanna race it.

Rice Tuner Friend- Whoa Whoa Whoa!!! i wouldnt do that i dont think your little riced out honda can even get close to beating that supra.

Rice Tuner- yeah ur prolly right what was i thinking.

by Jordan Dimitrov January 11, 2008

toyota mouth

named after Toyota's sticky gas pedals.

a person, usaually female, who starts talking and keeps going uncontrolably on and on with no end until someone finally interrupts them enough so that they stop.

Tammy: can you beleive that health care bill passed?! that kinda reminds me of the time.... blah blah blah blah.....

Brandon: it's been ten minutes... is she ever gonna stop?!

Devon: I don't know man... this bitch has a toyota mouth like no other.

by brandonius the destroyer April 8, 2010

toyotathon

The time of the year that the boys can get together and rejoice at the lowered prices of the 2009 Toyota Corolla

"jus copped the 2009 Toyota corolla at toyotathon. god fuck I love the corolla."

by toyotathon October 23, 2019