A really rude, stuck up bitch with a nose the size of the planet. It sticks out so far that if you get even remotely close you WILL lose an eye. Her nose is so distracting that you forget she's a girl.

"omg! did you see that cameltoe that toucan sam had in p.e. today?!? She almost popped the volleyball with her nose, fucking scary."

Toucan Sam by milkyway December 24, 2006

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toucan sam

Anyone with a hugely enormous nose that should seriously be cut off before it knocks someone out. This only applies if the person's a bitch and deserves to be bitched back at.

person 1: OUCH! MY EYE!
What the fuck was that?
person 2: Ohh.. it's just Toucan Sam, Brenda Schwartz walking by. Are you ok?

toucan sam by "Sally" November 5, 2006

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toucan snout

a toucan snout is the large schnozzzz. Often shaped like a toucan's beak. The toucan snout is much more than just a large nose, it is a grotesque appendage that draws attention and often associated with guidos. Also can be used to refer to a person with such nose, as their name...HEY LOOK ITS TOUCAN SNOUT.

That girl has a huge toucan snout.

toucan snout by f0ffcun7 November 11, 2010

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Toucan Stamp

A term for a girl with a extremely large nose. Resembling a toucan.

Damn look at that pale bitch, she has a big azz toucan stamp!

Toucan Stamp by 884sdoow December 25, 2009

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