Totem Pole

To engage in cunnilingus while one person straddles another, standing person.

Because I totem poled Jane last night, I am washing the hand prints off the ceiling.

by Malawin Mut July 15, 2009

Dick slapping totem pole

When your poop reaches the bottom of the toilet and standing on its own and then proceeds to fall forward slapping the back of your penis.

The brown stains are not skid marks. Those marks are obviously from a dick slapping totem pole!

by Hardwoodnhammr July 29, 2023

Totempoling

When your poop is so long that you can balance on it.

John: Wow, Hannah, you sure did get taller!

Hannah: Nah, I'm just totempoling.

by SUCKMYCANADA June 20, 2008

Totem Pole

Its a replacement word for "totally".

"Did you have fun at the party last night"?
"Totem Pole"

by J-Dogg77 August 10, 2018

totem pole

to give it up the ass. anal.

kaylob totem poled kayla all through the night, she later told amanda propaganda about the happening.

by kayla magz chaff. January 7, 2008

Glory Totem Pole

Involves two female midgets. Midget 1 stands on Midget 2's shoulders. While 2 is performing oral sex on third individual, third individual gropes 1's breasts while kissing.

I got the Glory Totem Pole performance from these two midgets I met up with last night.

by RB and DH January 19, 2009

Totem Pole

Guy sits on a couch with a girl facing backwords as he penetrates her. From there, another guy climbs on her shoulders and puts his cock in to her mouth. Another girl climbs on to his shoulders and recieves oral from him, she holds on to a suspended bar to give the totem pole stability.

Guy: Dude, we have a ton of people together! Lets do a totem pole!
Girl: You sure?
Guy: Yea! We gotta do this orgy the right way!

by LastExile March 22, 2009