tosser

Literally, one who masturbates. Common usage typically refers to anyone of whom you have a low opinion.

eckham's a fuck-useless tosser.

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by Anonymous March 18, 2003

salad tosser

The art of eating ass.

She's awesome down there, what a salad tosser!

by Lan B. September 28, 2005

tosser

As far as I'm aware tosser has nothing to do with mastubation but comes from an old sailing term for a drunken idiot - 'he's a toss pot' - ie someone who drinks a lot is a tosser or toss pot.

by jane August 13, 2003

Tosser

Useless, pathetic, incapable of doing anything right

Tony Blair is a useless tosser

by Anonymous July 30, 2003

Cock Tosser

The opposite of a cock blocker. Replaces "wing woman". Person who encourages hookups.

If you ever go out on the town and need a hook up take my best friend. She is the best cock tosser and can find you the hottest person in the room to go home with you.

by Weekend Cowgirl June 2, 2015

fat tosser

An obese person who is a massive show off

You know that reece kid he’s a fat tosser

by Calwill November 27, 2017

Cookie tosser

When your co worker Mike decided to Yeet cookies at a container

Mike picked up the tin and shook it , then he proceeded to Yeet it, that cookie tosser

by Thegoodlord December 30, 2020