torsions

An arbitrary unit of measurement used to define the twistability of a womens nipples

Suzy has the best fun bags... and man, her nipples are 10 torsion.

by Barny July 9, 2003

Tartiona

The type of girl every nigga want, but will always stay with one because of loyalty

I want be a Tartiona

by Tartiona December 11, 2017

Ovarion Torsion

The female version of a Testicular Torsion
Typically not as dangerous but still very painful

A condition occurring when the ovary or fallopian tubes twist on the tissues that support them.
Surgery is the only way to treat it

Females might undergoe Ovarion Torsion due to having a cyst on the ovary

by tacowithpeanutbutter11 January 29, 2023

Torting

tortilla tossing; throwing tortillas into the yards of your enemies, friends, or random strangers until their yard is covered in tortillas, then driving away into the night unnoticed.

I have an excessive amount of tortillas left over from the fiesta, let's go torting later tonight!

by wildebeast September 6, 2012

torting

Torting is to hit the booty of a goat while screaming "I'M GONNA SWING FROM THE CHANDELIER" at the top of your lungs. Future tense: will tort, past tense: torted.

"Okay, stand up, you can sit down cause Im gonna start. Torting is hitting the booty of a goat while screaming Chandelier by Sia at the top of your lungs, kay?"

by moonfuzzwolf05152 July 26, 2018

testicular torsion

The result of twisting your testicle sack over and over and letting it spin back into place. Often extremely painful.

Tohn: Man, I don't feel so good
Jom: Why's that?
Tohn: I just got testicular torsion. I may never have children.

by AbsoluteBuffoonery May 26, 2021

tartional

The most flourishing, colorful, and spiritual explosion on planet earth spoken in the English language, applying only to objects.

"Israel had the most tartional features, I nearly felt like I was on LSD and Gandhi had subsequently raped me."
"I'm on drugs. Tartional shapes, flourishing embellisments..."

by Gustavvz January 7, 2010