torqued off

Means the same thing as ticked off, pissed off, teed off, etc. (e.g. extremely angry)

Melanie got very torqued off when she discovered that her Facebook account had been hacked and subsequently altered to replace her photograph with one of a dead giraffe.

by Telephony June 23, 2011

torqued up

Overly excited or angry. Like an overly tightend bolt about to break. see tourqued torqued
Originated on drilling rigs in the Gulf of Mexico. When a drill string (the drilling pipes) are overly tightend, they have the potential to break, with very bad results. This makes the boss (toolpusher or driller) very angry. Hence he's all torqued up.

"Idunno what the she's all torqued up about."
"Don't get torqued up about it, it's only a casual thing."

by section83b September 8, 2006

Torqued up

When you have a raging erection

Man look at Dave's sweatpants, he's torqued up right now

by stevesans November 12, 2021

Torqued Bow

when your penis is so stiff and curved upwards in an erection, that you can tie a rubber band to it and use it as a bow-and-arrow

"Yesterday I was so bored, I jerked off just to make a torqued bow.

by Jack Hoffman the III November 14, 2011

Torqued-up

A state of being; Usually referes to being either high on weed or drunk out of one's mind.

Jut: Damn Frank, you were ALL Torqued-up last night!

Frank: Yeah, well, you know how I get off the Beam Rye!

by RadioFreeCT August 6, 2010

torqued asshole

Rectal tearing from excessive anal activities

I have a torqued asshole because of David from last nights sex

by NtotheD October 9, 2018

Fully Torqued

Having a fully erect penis, usually in public or a social situation and it is REALLY obvious to everyone.

Guy A: Awh, I was so totally about to score with that chick. I'm going to go back over there and talk to her again.
Guy B: Dude, you can't!
Guy A: Why not?
Guy B: Check it out, you are fully torqued bro.
Guy A: Thanks for the save man.
Guy B: No prob, that's what friends are for.

by EagalHeart May 16, 2011