Torchettied

French for fucked up. From drinking heavy amounts of liquor.

"Bro what are we doing Tonight?"
"Im getting absolutely torchettied tonight"

by Mc lemonZ August 27, 2017

Little bit touched

used to describe someone who is not quite right in the head

Person 1: Blair's upstairs bragging to his female co-workers that he has VIP tickets to Sexpo

Person 2: So?

Person 1: He's offended that they're treating him like a dirty old man

Person 2: That Blair's a little bit touched isn't he

by J-Banger July 29, 2009

your mother touched me

The action of someones mother touching you

Guy 1: Dude you know what your mom did
Guy 2: what
Guy 1: Your mother touched me
Guy 2: grose

by AwesomeX23666 May 3, 2011

killer queen has already touched that

An expression to use when something explodes.

Person 1: oh no my pen exploded!!

Person 2: killer queen has already touched that pen.

by GenosCyborg August 19, 2023

He Touched My Shoulder Story

A story told by someone in which they discuss their crush. The story is long and plotty, and the end is something along the lines of "and then...he touched my shoulder!" - a moment clearly exhilerating for the person telling the story, but that leaves the audience confused and expecting more from such a long winded story.

"so we went to the park on friday after the movies, and we were walking around and he bought us all ice cream from some random crazy vendor named frank, and then we were talking about his new car and its red, and then he touched my shoulder!"

by Janey and Anna and Molly July 2, 2005

Butt Touched

An extreme feeling of being Butt hurt & Touched at the same time. It is a feeling of being offended hardcore.

Rachel was hella butt touched when Allen said "I'm busy, can i ignore you some other time?"

by sassmunk April 10, 2015

touched

A word used to politely describe someone that is incompetent.

It's all right Allison, she's touched.

by mamma murder December 16, 2010