Topping up the myki

Doing a poo.

Origin: mix of Australian and Nordic.

“Have you seen Gabs”

“Yeah he’s just topping up the myki, so I wouldn’t be going in there for a while”

by JaxCrackers June 5, 2018

Jizz Topping

Decorating a dessert with cum - usually a man's. See Oil Glazing for when it's a woman's

Her cake was rather bland till he applied some jizz topping to it.

by MeLicksalot November 11, 2014

Zzz toping

When one is in a prolonged state of benzo abuse and is drifting in and out of consciousness

Oh man you should have seen Troy last night, he was ZZZ toping so hard he was drowning in a bowl if Wheaties.

by Mizo capoli August 14, 2014

Flat topping

The act of ejaculating on another mans pillow after having sexual relations with his significant other.

Man: Why is my pillow case hard
Wife: Oh your friend stopped by and said he left you a flat topping.

by 1516forya February 27, 2018

Leon Topping

Absolute Neek.

Finn: Ugh I hate Leon Topping
Otis: Yeah he's an absolute Neek

by TheDanceOfItaly September 3, 2020

Hot Topping

The perfect match for a Stud Waffle. A woman with stunning beauty and a keen intellect. She is independent and strong but doesn't mind a man taking care of her. The type of girl you just don't pass up.

See that chick over at the register... she is one Hot Topping. A girl like that doesn't stay single long.

Wow man. That Robyn girl is a seriously Hot Topping. Some Stud Waffle is really lucky.

by trogthemanchild June 10, 2009

Topping

Of Irish origin, meaning (for a male) to slide their hands up a woman's top and touch her breasts over her bra!!

Person 1: How far did you get at wezz? (disco)
Person 2: she let me top her
Person 1: Wow so you are in with the art of topping!

by Ginger nerd..... :) September 18, 2011