A men's tank top shirt, also known colloquially as a "wifebeater". Its name stems from the recent ruling decriminalizing domestic violence in Topeka, Kansas.
"My wife forgot the mayonnaise on my sandwich. Better sport my Topeka Jersey before hitting her out of the park."
by orangejuliuscaesar October 16, 2011
when recieving a blumpie, blumpiee vomits upon blumpier's back. can be followed w/ a Des Moines Surprise.
by decay 66 April 9, 2003
Lightly tuck bits of American cheese into a woman's asshole and then have punishing anal sex until the cheese melts. Pull your cheesed cock out and insert it into her mouth for a savory taste treat.
The act of catching a common housefly, ripping off its wings and using it for sexual pleasure by laying in a warm bath with the water level just below your penis tip, setting the wingless fly on the penis tip and letting it panic and run free, stimulating your penis into ejaculation, inevitably drowning the fly in your cum. Not to be confused with the Arlington Biter or the Mikes Hard Semenade which use a horse fly and a wasp in place of a housefly.
by Mega Hemroids September 3, 2020
by The Ol’ Dangler August 12, 2021
When one man, who likes to watch other men have sex with his wife, enjoys Ben & Jerry's ice cream while he watches.
by thehovahslap May 29, 2023
Joe performed a Topeka 8-ball on his boyfriend to help him clean up the man chowder left after giving him a pearl necklace.
by Leisure Suit Larry KS April 8, 2010