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On Top Of The Mountain

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When you fuck a girl so hard you fold her in half with her ass in the air put one foot on her ass cheek and piss down her back.
“I fucked Billie-Joe so hard last night I finished it off with a good old On Top Of The Mountain
by MadameMayhem July 18, 2020
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top of the food chain

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BEing at the top of the food chain means your better then everyone else, in every single way!!! your stonger, faster, and better looking!!!! IN THE LIFE OF BEING THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN!! you ARE the BEAR! and the world is the SALMON!!!!! HOO RAH!!!!!! TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN!!!
The incredible specimen was known at being at the top of the food chain after destroying everyone else in the Game called "life".
by J15TheBody October 23, 2011
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Similar to the following:
* Arse like a blood orange
* Arse like a fresh bullet wound
* Arse like the Japanese flag

can be used to describe untold pain - often a burning sensation - when taking a dump. Spicy foods such as curry can impart such feelings and so too a bad stomach where it feels like you have taken to pissing out of your arsehole ( and the repeated wiping only serves to make it worse)

It is a reference to the visual appearance of the top of a bottle of Heinz Tomato Ketchup. More specifically a large glass and well-used bottle as found in truckers cafes where the lid is often left off and the red ketchup congeals in to something somewhat unsightly.
i.e - "Jeez, I shouldn't have had that vindaloo last night. I've got an arse like the top of a sauce bottle
by Bun001 August 1, 2012
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top of the pile dresser

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One who wears the same 5 or so outfits every week due to just taking the clothes that are at the top of the pile after being washed and folded.
Girl 1: He wears the same clothes every week!
Girl 2: Yeah, he's a top of the pile dresser.
by greenmtnght August 4, 2009
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Top of the range looker

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a very handsome chap, a good looking fella who gets pure b*****s. It can also be a very fit lady who is out of this world and lads could only dream about her.
by Toplooker69 March 28, 2020
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Top of the Pops

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Very famous; Something everyone is talking about; Very good

When calling something Top of the Pops, it must be famous and/or very good.
That song is Top of the Pops.
Minecraft is Top of the Pops.
by TarzanChan March 13, 2020
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Not a top of a park, and not a park. A place in Ann Arbor Michigan, where people hang out in the summer. Lots of druggies there. Top of a parking structure, where they play movies on the side of a building. Near the power center. Great place (expecially fo couples)!
Abrevation: TOTP, or TOP
Randa: Are you going to top tonight?
Sheida: Duh! Can I get a ride?
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by MelRike February 25, 2003
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