toot

Another word for fart.

Beans, beans, the musical fruit/the more you eat, the more you toot.

by SiliconHero April 24, 2003

tootness

adjective describing the cutest thing in the world

Crystal is the super tootness and i love her!

by Chris December 1, 2004

toot

sniff heroine, coke, crushed up pills - oc,coke,pcp, or whatever floats your boat

Man, let's go toot that 160 mg of oxycontin!

by BiGr March 3, 2005

Toot

An unintentional and embarassingly feminine fart, induced by tickling the victim.

Hahaha! Hahahahaha! Haha*toot*ha...ha...hahahaha!!!

by fatcroot September 23, 2009

tooted

a more pleasant way to state that you have farted

OOps I'm sorry, I tooted. :

by Miss Quintana October 1, 2007

toot

geordie word for cocaine

giz a line of toot

by geordie October 24, 2003

toot

Something worthless, as you would find in a trash heap. Trash, rubbish, crap. Pronounced to rhyme with "put".

I went to the flea-market but all they had was a load of old toot.

by veghead July 3, 2009