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Pussy Finger Toothbrush

The act of using your finger as a surrogate toothbrush after having forgotten that you just used said finger to finger a bitch.
Last night, this bitch I was hooking up with stuck her tongue so far down my throat that I puked all over her floor. She wouldn’t let me use her toothbrush, so I had to use my finger to brush my teeth instead.

“Oh shit, I just fingered you with that finger.”

Pussy Finger Toothbrush
by soundboy24 March 24, 2009
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electric toothbrush

a very nice device used like a vibrator
by toothbrush February 25, 2004
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Bio-tooter

A person who divulges personal information about themselves, completely unsolicited; to any and everyone at will.
Sally: Oh hi Becky! Fancy running into you here.

Becky: Yeah, just doing some shopping. You know I just got ANOTHER promotion at work. Yep - Vice President now. And Tom just got that new Mercedes...yeah, he gave the old one to our youngest, who just got accepted into Harvard.....

Sally" **thinking to herself** OMG, this heifer is such a BIO-TOOTER! Note to self...next time, pretend not to see her.
by Chicki Tee December 2, 2010
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saber-toothed crotch cricket

She had a bad case of the saber-toothed crotch crickets.
by Charles July 19, 2003
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ring-tailed tooter

That boy's gonna be a ring-tailed tooter!
by Flow Leisurly January 2, 2010
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Toothbrush

What you use to clean your teeth.
Something tramps don’t use.
Harry:Have you got a spare toothbrush for me

Jill:Ye
Harry:Thankssss
by Tommyboyyy June 25, 2019
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