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Tooter Wrench

When a girls vagina is too lose. Take your right hand and insert your thumb into the asshole. Then torque it to the right to give a tighter sensation to the vagina. Always remember the golden rule, 'righty tighty, lefty loosy'.
Man Morgan's vagina was so loose I just had to give the the tooter wrench.
by Aujasc123 June 22, 2009
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tooter shooter

After having intercourse with a girl, doggy-style, you get that familiar feeling when you're about to finish. Then, you pull out, and aim your load for her anus. Thus, the tooter shooter is cum-plete.
Michael: I'm gonna finish!
Sharkeisha: Pull out!
Michael: Here comes the tooter shooter!
by Sackster5569 July 15, 2016
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Cum Tooter

An extremely rare, but serious, medical condition. A "Cum Tooter" (or anal-seminal ejaculatory disease Also known as "ASED") is where a man ejaculates from his anus.

Only one out of every 1,265,987 (estimated) men are born with this "gift".
Jenny: Patty told me Mike was a cum tooter!

Chad: No way! I heard that was only a myth!

Jenny: It's for real! I saw it on Myth Busters!
by MattBomb October 11, 2009
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horn tooter

Someone who toot's their own horn. Usually at work, these people have nothing good to say about their co-workers but praise their own glory. They are sneaky and often are very sweet. They move forward within companies unless the employer is a good judge of character. These people always think they're better than everyone and often have their superiors snowed. Not nice people at all, very similar to a back-stabber.
Tom did an awful job on the payables this month, he doesn't know a debit from a credit!

I sure have a good handle on the payables, they're clean and I know a credit from a debit unlike Tom, "hee hee hee I'm such a horn tooter and I have them all snowed, Tom will be gone in no time flat"
by CiaCiaC June 30, 2007
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scooter tooter

The act of pushing a chair out while farting to try and silence the sound of your fart
I had to perform a scooter tooter so my girlfriends parents wouldn't hear the fart.
by BlakeTheSnakeDager August 9, 2016
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Cooter Tooter

When a girl farts and it doesn’t come out the ass and travels out the vagina
My fart couldn’t escape my ass so I had a cooter tooter
by Bigsweet April 22, 2020
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tooter mcgruder

When u let out a meaty ass toot on playstation late at night and everyone hears it
*TooT* oh man that was a Tooter Mcgruder
by Lucas Mcgruder June 3, 2016
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