by BlargLord February 17, 2021
Get the Toonin Out mug.The greatest cat of all-time. Toonces, the cat who could drive a car (just not very well), premiered on Saturday Night Live on May 20th, 1989, and was a series semi-regular up until 1993. Known for his appalling driving record, Toonces, in a written document, claims his abominable driving skills are due to a brain injury sustained while working as a stunt man on the Dukes of Hazzard. Accidents include driving cars, trucks, tractors, etcetera off God knows how many cliffs, veering off the Grand Canyon, some catastrophic event involving a mechanical bull, crashing a UFO into the Washington Monument, and who knows what else. Likely in NASCAR today, probably having caused ten times the original season record number of crashes in one race by now.
"See, I told you he could drive!"
"Wow, this is-- TOONCES, LOOK OUT!! AHHHHHHHH!!!"
*Stock footage of a car going over a cliff and crashing violently.*
"I thought you said he could drive."
"Well, I saw him up there fooling around with the steering wheel... I guess I just ASSUMED he could drive."
"Wow, this is-- TOONCES, LOOK OUT!! AHHHHHHHH!!!"
*Stock footage of a car going over a cliff and crashing violently.*
"I thought you said he could drive."
"Well, I saw him up there fooling around with the steering wheel... I guess I just ASSUMED he could drive."
by Rusty Was Here April 25, 2005
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by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016
Get the trampoline tonsils mug.What never should have gotten cancelled and what all of us fans miss so much.
We need to get this out.
It was the best part-time block on Cartoon Network back then.
Toonami was hosted by TOM and his crew. We got most of our anime this way.
Toonami showed awesome anime, old and new... like Yu Yu Hakusho, DragonBall, Sailor Moon, Hamtaro, Duel Masters, Bobobo, Pokemon Chronicles, Zatch Bell, Tenchi, Ruronui Kenshin, One Piece and of course, Naruto. There were even some anime movies.
Back in 2008, TOM, Sara and the others were forced to leave us. There was no warning, either.
Without Toonami, Cartoon Network sucks a lot. There's nothing to spark up Saturday nights.
And it's all of those snobby new rulers of Cartoon Network.
They took off Toonami just for the heck of it.
That's why we need Toonami back.
Rate this up if you want Toonami back.
We need to get this out.
It was the best part-time block on Cartoon Network back then.
Toonami was hosted by TOM and his crew. We got most of our anime this way.
Toonami showed awesome anime, old and new... like Yu Yu Hakusho, DragonBall, Sailor Moon, Hamtaro, Duel Masters, Bobobo, Pokemon Chronicles, Zatch Bell, Tenchi, Ruronui Kenshin, One Piece and of course, Naruto. There were even some anime movies.
Back in 2008, TOM, Sara and the others were forced to leave us. There was no warning, either.
Without Toonami, Cartoon Network sucks a lot. There's nothing to spark up Saturday nights.
And it's all of those snobby new rulers of Cartoon Network.
They took off Toonami just for the heck of it.
That's why we need Toonami back.
Rate this up if you want Toonami back.
by LoyalToonamiFans January 3, 2010
Get the Toonami mug.TOONA is derived from the English word tuna, although the meanings are completely different.
Toona is an abstract noun, with no specific meaning. However, in every day language Toona becomes an adjective.
Toona can have a positive or negative meaning, based on the context in which it is used.
Use it how you please, but please do use carefully! :)
Toona is an abstract noun, with no specific meaning. However, in every day language Toona becomes an adjective.
Toona can have a positive or negative meaning, based on the context in which it is used.
Use it how you please, but please do use carefully! :)
You, good sir, are a toona.
Dude, stop being a toona.
Hey look at that kid over there, such a toona.
Oh man, you're a freakin' toona!
I love me some toona.
Dude, stop being a toona.
Hey look at that kid over there, such a toona.
Oh man, you're a freakin' toona!
I love me some toona.
by casa de Krispy sean y harry November 21, 2010
Get the Toona mug.A crossbreed between a tool and a hipster. A toolster would like the Black Eyed Peas, like a tool would, and Steve Aoki, like a hipster would. They would also like the Kings of Leon, like both a tool and a hipster would.
by D Goody November 26, 2009
Get the Toolster mug.A MAN who plays a GIRL character in an online game, like World of Warcraft or any other Mmorpg, that involves creating a character.
Usually a boy or man who claims and acts to be a girl to get online virtual items, or that is gay in the inside and expressing there feelings online, to show they really want to be a woman, or either a lonely sicko.
Usually a boy or man who claims and acts to be a girl to get online virtual items, or that is gay in the inside and expressing there feelings online, to show they really want to be a woman, or either a lonely sicko.
FRIEND: Hey dude, i met this really hot girl on WoW.
Me: Who is it?
FRIEND: That girl we went to Lakeshire with.
Me: Man thats a guy! I heard his voice over vent and skype during a raid.
FRIEND: Wow, really? That guys a fag toon!
Me: Who is it?
FRIEND: That girl we went to Lakeshire with.
Me: Man thats a guy! I heard his voice over vent and skype during a raid.
FRIEND: Wow, really? That guys a fag toon!
by john d03 May 14, 2011
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