Tom Cruise

1) Slang term for someone who believes all medicine should be avoided and only natural remedies should be used.

2) Slang for someone who is obviously trying to be someone that he isn't.

3) Slang for someone who is definately hiding something.

1) Don't go all Tom Cruise on me now; take some asprin for your headace.

2) Jumping on your mamma's couch like that, you are Tom Cruise-ing man!

3) I'm not gay. I ain't no Tom Cruise.

by TiEmmeS January 25, 2006

Tom Cruise

The guy who proposes to Katie Holmes and tries to convert oprah to scientology by movieng right next to her 50 million dollar estate. Oprah is way too cool for tom cruise's nonsence.
SCHWAT NOOW

Tom Cruise is an idiot for thinking Oprah would convert religions.

by crAnKy SpanKy September 21, 2005

Tom Cruise

A mediocre actor and all around whack job who enjoys the occasional brain-washing, and taking it up the ass

*insert anything that Tom Cruise has said in the past 10 months*

by Odium43 May 28, 2006

tom cruise

a. welcome to mindhead
b. can be seen on tv jumping on top of couches
c. believes psychiatry is phoney
d. rose to stardom after sock sliding in his underwear

didn't know he was in that vampire movie until two years later.

by animal_muppet August 8, 2005

tom cruise

stupid scientologist who does make good movies but is totally uneducated in the ways of the world.

Sally: Have you heard Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are getting married??!!

Bob: Yeah, I always knew they were both fullashit.

by Scientologyisforweirdpeople July 5, 2005

tom cruise

Gay and crazy homosexual

Tom Cruise is exceptionally homosexual

by Masterstyle October 12, 2006

tom cruise

Verb- the act of pretending to know more about a subject than one actually does.

Dude, don't tom cruise me on cellular biology, cause i know you don't know shit about it.

by Zach Dierks December 1, 2006