Tokyo Sandblaster 

The act of shrinking testicles in cold water then stroking the penis with an abrasive until ejaculation.

Carl was wary of the long term prospects for the relationship when his blind date offered to give him the old Tokyo Sandblaster.

Tokyo Sandblaster by Bownz November 14, 2010

Tokyo sandblaster 

A sexual endeavor in which a man wraps his penis with sand paper. He then yells "Bonzai!" and penetrates a woman's vagina.

I writing in my diary about how considerate my boyfriend is, and then he gave me a Tokyo sandblaster. Geez, my vagina hurts!

Tokyo sandblaster by STANRUTH November 12, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster 

Tokyo Sandblaster refers to the act of eating at an Asian buffet and later projectile diarrheaing onto your partner’s face or chest. This works best in conjunction with a helicopter dismount. The Tokyo Sandblaster can also be skillfully transitioned into a Cleveland Steamer.

I wonder if that old couple in the China Wok buffet line is preparing for a Tokyo Sandblaster.

Tokyo Sandblaster by SFLTimmay November 12, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster 

Sexual position described by Conan O'Brien on his show.

Did you hit her with the old tokyo sandblaster?

Tokyo Sandblaster by kwongbgitz November 11, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster 

When having sex with a female from behind, as the male is about to ejaculate, he has the female turn around and then yells "GODZIRRAAA!!!" and throws sand in the female's face.

Bryan: "Did you hear that?"

Rusty: "No."

Bryan: "It sounded like Tom totally just gave Jess the Tokyo Sandblaster!"

Tokyo Sandblaster by Martin Landau November 12, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster 

An act of sex in which the two people have sex while watching Conan on TBS until orgasm. This is repeated every night that Conan is on.

Dude 1: Man, I Tokyo Sandblasted my girlfriend last night. It was awesome!
Dude 2:Awwwww Yeeeeeah!
Dude 1: Yeah, Conan made the most hilarious joke! Can't wait til' tonight.
Dude 2: The Tokyo Sandblaster is the best!

Tokyo Sandblaster by Swimdan November 27, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster 

During intercourse when one partner farts on the other. Especially when performing oral on someone in the doggy position, placing the givers nose near the anus.

While i was going down on jane, she gave me a tokyo sandblaster. Now my chin stinks.

Tokyo Sandblaster by superbrent November 12, 2010