Toothless Sea Lion

A smelly and unkept vagina.
Often envolving douche and such objects

I don't think I'll be seeing her again, Cilla. She had a fanny like a toothless sea lion.

by Daniel Venning January 21, 2009

Speak to me oh toothless one

The act or action of letting a fart rip.

Cruising down the strip with his homies. Eddie reaches over from the passenger seat and turns the stereo down while tilting to the right, his face turns red. A clear indication that something is about to escape. The passengers in the car know what is about to happen so they start chanting "speak to me oh toothless one" then it happens. A nice rectom release.

by Seimer December 18, 2006

Loose Or Toothless?

A game you can play with the local female meth addict where you wear a blindfold, and insert your penis into either her loose vagina or her toothless mouth (to be chosen by your co-contestants). Then you have to guess which orifice. Winners get to drink more beer, while the losers have to mack down on the inserted hole.

Usually played with a crowd of drunken college guys and one or more methmouthed whore.

Jeff: Hey bud, you gonna play "Loose Or Toothless?" at the frat party tonight?
Paul: No man, I'm swingin' out to the bar tonight to see if I can pick me up a club sandwich.

Melissa: So, you were playing "Loose Or Toothless?" last night at the party I hear.
Kelly: Yeah, I've never been so humiliated in my life. But they were feeding me pills and I was doing Yeager Bombs all night....and then there was this guy who set himself on fire....and I put it out for him by pissing on him and.... then they made me drink my own urine....so I still had a good time....I think....What were we talking about?

by Mike Oxbeg December 2, 2011

saddam's toothless smile

1. A hairy and disgusting vagina, sometimes finding certain sexually transmitted infections.

2. a vagina

3. slang term for cunt

originated in sapulpa, oklahoma by a guy named shames

fernando: "Damn, dude, I was banging this girl last night and--"

stu: "Was the bitch tight?"

fernando: "No way dude, diving down under was like doing a root canal on saddam's toothless smile."

by everyone loves the uber April 6, 2004

the toothless blow job

a proper blow job without using your teeth.

dude i got the toothless blow job last night and it was amazing.

by ughhboredhehe February 14, 2009

Toothless Gibbon

Close up of a Gibbons mouth with no teeth - The hairy, Munted discharging Flaps of the femail genitals.

....After a romantic, Clark Gabel type evening ....."Lie down and let me road drill your "Toothless Gibbon" with my Custard Chucker"...... Oh Clark you are such a romantic.....XXXXX.

by Chunt - where the Gunt extends from the chin October 14, 2004

Toothless crackwhore

A whore that is toothless and excepts crack as a pay off.

I just had sex with a toothless crackwhore

by John Doe May 26, 2004