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toenus

A toenus (toes) is the children of your feetus (feet), you kneenus is they’re great uncle! we like knees.
oh my goodness, you have such a shmexc toenus!”
by craig fiddlebot November 21, 2020
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Toenitheu Jesus

Toenitheu Jesus( toe-nith-u-penis) is a alpha wolf man who has a alter ego, AKA Tony. He uses this alter ego to hide the fact that he is a hot sexy beast who gives toe jobs toe random squirrels on the sidewalk. although at first glance he may seem like a mega boner doner hottie who pulls all the elderly men, he does have a secret soft spot. His weakness is right between his big juicy ass cheeks. Tonypoo loves his “Daddychipmunk” who basically is this mega sextron squirrel who carries all around his acorns and nuts and such and sticks them in peoples butthole. Toenitheu is a big fan of this ritual. Tony chooses solely to wear spandex to everywhere he goes to put his 282728293837372992283737282737363 kilometer slong on display because he’s a little whore with a degrading kink. heard he wore fortnite spandex with his blazer at his baptism and the pastor got a boner. All in all Tony is a soft core hottie guy and all the other guys hate him and wanna be him cuz they’re jealous.
“yo did you see that video of Toenitheu Jesus that super hot sexy man sucking some squirrels nuts?”

“yeah he’s such a sexy reckless baddie… i heard he even had to go to ER for rabies or something cuz his sexy ass went total beast mode.”
by penisloverxoxo26 November 22, 2021
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1. A hard nut to crack. A wise nut to have. Champion during struggles. A great friend for huddles. The #1 reliable friend for life.

2. An individual who is determined, strong, fun and brings out your best side!
My BFF Raj is my biggest support, he's a TopNut!
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toenit

toenit is so damn cute and hot ngl
by right mind May 1, 2022
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TheNut93

When finishing on or in your partner, you complain about lag in German and smile at the end.
After a long night of finishing battles, I like to do TheNut93 with my lover to spice things up.
by FilthyCharmer September 15, 2022
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Toe nut supreme

The act of ejaculating on your partners toes and then eating your own cum off their toes.
Your feet are so sexy I wanna turn those piggies into a toe nut supreme! I love toe nutting!
by Oneforeatone February 3, 2023
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Thenuttiest

Typically a small Italian midget with severe thalassophobia, the nuttiest is the nuttiest guy wherever he goes. The typa guy to say schminky and senator binky.
“That Robby Rubino kid is thenuttiest” “yeah man he’s like 4,11”
by BBCJamaal July 20, 2023
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