this is a woman of management position who is usually called elaine. She has tits that are so pointy and odd shaped that they look like giant toblerones,but lets be honest...i dont think too many people would want to eat them!! This 'oddity' uses her tits as weapons to protect her from staff she upsets, but just be warned elaine, you're tits can't protect you forever!
HELP, HELP! what's that coming out the office??
Oh thank god....it's just toblerone tits!
What do you call a woman who gives you a nervous breakdown?
toblerone tits!
Oh thank god....it's just toblerone tits!
What do you call a woman who gives you a nervous breakdown?
toblerone tits!
by don't tell me you've forgot my name already? February 24, 2008
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Slang for taking a huge dump: Splitting a toblerone
Slang for taking a huge dump: Splitting a toblerone
I was slammin Mother Maggie with a frozen toblerone.
Mother Maggie split a toblerone so huge, Shabombu Rimjob Honeycomb Heaton couldn't take the whole thing up the gary, so instead she let a Jamaican Raspberry after she took a choft.
Mother Maggie split a toblerone so huge, Shabombu Rimjob Honeycomb Heaton couldn't take the whole thing up the gary, so instead she let a Jamaican Raspberry after she took a choft.
by Shabombu Heaton November 12, 2004
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HELP, HELP! what's that coming out the office??
Oh thank god....it's just toblerone tits!
What do you call a woman who gives you a nervous breakdown?
toblerone tits!
Oh thank god....it's just toblerone tits!
What do you call a woman who gives you a nervous breakdown?
toblerone tits!
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Feels as though the penis is changing shape- hence the term 'Toblerone'
Feels as though the penis is changing shape- hence the term 'Toblerone'
by Oscar September 2, 2004
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Help, help....there's something strange coming out the office!...Oh it's ok, its just toblerone tits
What do you call an odd shaped woman called Elaine....
yes you guessed it...toblerone tits!
What do you call an odd shaped woman called Elaine....
yes you guessed it...toblerone tits!
by you should know me by now! February 24, 2008
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