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toblerone tits

this is a woman whos tits are so pointed and odd shaped that they look like giant toblerones. If you have toblerone tits you will be called Elaine. Elaine usually uses her tits as weapons to protect her from all the staff she upsets. But don't worry Elaine, tits won't always be able to protect you!!!!
Help, help....there's something strange coming out the office!...Oh it's ok, its just toblerone tits

What do you call an odd shaped woman called Elaine....
yes you guessed it...toblerone tits!
by you should know me by now! February 24, 2008
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Briggsy's Toblerone Challenge

A popular game in the gay community. Participants "do" themselves with a succession of chocolate bars. The sequence of bars gets progressively difficult. Entrants are eliminated if they fail to insert any of the bars. The final one used is a king-size Toblerone. The game was named after its originator, who was also the first participant to complete the sequence.
Who's up for a game of Briggsy's Toblerone Challenge?

Count me out. I got trannied to within an inch of my pathetic arty life last night. One Milky Way and I'll prolapse.
by Des Lynam's Love-Gland September 8, 2006
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toblerone rolo combo

the best three words to hear in a jordy accent.
"i would like a toblerone rolo combo
by againwetry October 17, 2011
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Toblerone

BERTHA: I heard that Sally got fucked by Tim's Toblerone .

GERTRUDE: and I heard her say that it felt like she was driving down speed bumps in a super car
by Suicidal Soviet January 4, 2019
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St Brad of Toblerone

A gay guy named Brad who has fudge packed into his anus outdoors, in the freezing cold.
He was out there like St Brad of Toblerone, last night.
by purphanz January 26, 2024
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Toblerone Trade-off

To stand ass-to-ass with another person while transferring a stiff turd from one anus to another. Nougat and caramel not needed...
Hey bro, you bored? Hows about you come on over after work and we do a toblerone trade-off????
by Filthy fly February 27, 2019
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Toblerone

Toby's full name
Do you ever just Toblerone?
by Motnaty March 17, 2020
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