Toaster

(v) To swiftly lift something above one's head and throw it (usually down a flight of stairs).

This term originates from a video uploaded by Kevin Rose on Youtube entitled "My dog Toaster was attacked by a raccoon." The video shows surveillance footage of Kevin's dog, Toaster, being attacked by a raccoon in the night. After the two tussle for a moment, Kevin comes rushing down stairs to rescue his friend. He immediately snatches the raccoon off of Toaster, swiftly lifts the raccoon over his head, and thrusts the raccoon down a dark stairwell.
-"Did you see how fucked up Gary got at the club last night?"
-"Ya, the bouncer practically Toastered his ass onto the street."
by TangleStrut July 22, 2013
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When a sunburned ass releases a turd.
In fear of making a toaster, Britney Spears applied a large ammount of lotion on her rear.
by Stahl June 29, 2006
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My ass feels like a toaster.!!
by aliikoa January 05, 2011
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Someone you think is hot that you wouldn't fuck and/or go out with.
Person 1:OMG that guy is so hot!!
Person 2:He is but don't do anything with him he's a total toaster.
Person 1:How :(
Person 2:He's soooo thirsty
by Macadamia D. May 04, 2014
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A fucking ass of a machine that takes too long to cook stuff. DOWN WITH TOASTERS!!!
by BloodWarz/TheModernScythe December 09, 2002
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I mean, when i that toaster, i just *Poff*. it was an automatic turn on.
by J to the second power. January 24, 2009
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Something that is so incredibly awesome and hot that it would toast bread.

Created in Naugatuck CT as a way of describing the sound of the mythic punk rock band Society In Breakdown.
Society In Breakdown is the motha fuckin toaster.

Motha fuckin toasta's an shit.
by Danny Breakdown October 23, 2004
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