Toaster

(v) To swiftly lift something above one's head and throw it (usually down a flight of stairs).

This term originates from a video uploaded by Kevin Rose on Youtube entitled "My dog Toaster was attacked by a raccoon." The video shows surveillance footage of Kevin's dog, Toaster, being attacked by a raccoon in the night. After the two tussle for a moment, Kevin comes rushing down stairs to rescue his friend. He immediately snatches the raccoon off of Toaster, swiftly lifts the raccoon over his head, and thrusts the raccoon down a dark stairwell.

-"Did you see how fucked up Gary got at the club last night?"
-"Ya, the bouncer practically Toastered his ass onto the street."

by TangleStrut August 30, 2013

Toaster

When a sunburned ass releases a turd.

In fear of making a toaster, Britney Spears applied a large ammount of lotion on her rear.

by Stahl June 28, 2006

Toaster

When your Hemorrhoids flare up.

My ass feels like a toaster.!!

by aliikoa January 5, 2011

Toaster

Someone you think is hot that you wouldn't fuck and/or go out with.

Person 1:OMG that guy is so hot!!
Person 2:He is but don't do anything with him he's a total toaster.
Person 1:How :(
Person 2:He's soooo thirsty

by Macadamia D. May 4, 2014

Toaster

A fucking ass of a machine that takes too long to cook stuff. DOWN WITH TOASTERS!!!

I think that robot is a toaster

by BloodWarz/TheModernScythe December 8, 2002

Toaster

A person who pops your toast.

I mean, when i that toaster, i just *Poff*. it was an automatic turn on.

by J to the second power. January 23, 2009

Toaster

Something that is so incredibly awesome and hot that it would toast bread.

Created in Naugatuck CT as a way of describing the sound of the mythic punk rock band Society In Breakdown.

Society In Breakdown is the motha fuckin toaster.

Motha fuckin toasta's an shit.

by Danny Breakdown October 23, 2004