Toad

A blond bitch who's being an assinine.

or

a substitue for calling someone a bitch, whore, slut...etc

Candice is a toad

that girl is such a toad! she had the nerve to pick a fight with me.

by revenge of the bullied February 7, 2011

Toad

small puppy hopping in the snow

awww you little toad!

by Truffles February 22, 2003

Toad

A fat, ugly spoiled brat.

Lil Kurt is a toad.

by Shawn B. April 30, 2003

Toad

A spikey haired Misfit, who dances around with his tits out and tries to break dance while intoxicated. Also created magical creature La Fooz De La Kooz De La De Loopdey Goop... see friend Beets

Toad... what the fuck are you doing?

by Dougs. February 15, 2004

Toad

an acronym for
T-totally
O- obnoxious
A- ass whole
D-driver

Thanks for cutting me off you toad!

by sucka sucka motha fucka April 27, 2009

Toad

Trump's Orange Aged Dick.

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart" - Stormy Daniels

Trump is a total Toad.

by TehLisa September 20, 2018

Toad

A man who's total ineptitude with women reflects that of the character named "Toad" in the movie Gran Torino.

Man... your boy Toad is throwing his best game at that waitress but it's just useless.

by Godseystyle August 25, 2009