tmd

To my dick

"Fuck wuteva you jack that shit tmd"

by FAINT! June 2, 2023

TMD

1)Turd of Mass Destruction.

I just fired off a TMD, and now my toilet doesn't work.

by CJ2039 June 22, 2009

tmd

to my dick

him : aliyah just robbed me &’ stole my money

her : wow she’s a bitch .. aliyah tmd

by aliyah valencia February 9, 2021

TMD (Tucker Max Drunk)

The highest attainable level of drunkenness. Created by Tucker Max, a young man whose personal drinking stories have become an internet phenomenon.

After 18 shots of Jagermeister in less than two hours, I was beyond drunk; I was Tucker Max Drunk.

by Webster April 18, 2004

TMD (Tucker Max Drunk)

A state of intoxication which renders the drinker even more of a juvenile, self-centered, boorish dickhead than he was when sober. From tuckermax.com, a site dedicated to the puerile ramblings of a sick SOB.

You think I'm a total loser now? Wait 'til I get TMD on this half-gallon of vodka... then I'll really be a complete fucking idiot.

by Satyr September 14, 2004

TMD (Tucker Max Drunk)

Excessively drunk. Falling down, not knowing what the word blue means drunk.

We arrived at the party with a good buzz hence the downward spiral into Tucker Max Drunk.

by Chuck B. April 14, 2003

tmd

"That's my dawg"

Yo Hugo?
tmd

by 1337thelegend January 10, 2017