tyork

one who is plagued by unadulterated idiocy. Void of emotion and commonsense a TYORK wonders the earth trying to fullfill its never ending thirst for intoxicants. characterized by a hunched over gait. always walking with head down.

I feel so bad for that TYORK.

That was a very TYORK thing you did right there.

by Sheltie 40 April 29, 2009

torkeling

Performing oral sex on someone. It comes from a combination of the words "tongue" and "snorkeling."

She never wants to have sex, but she is always up for a good torkeling.

by Luke64 July 24, 2008

Rød Torkild

A Rød (Red) Torkild, is when you get a finger shoved up your buttcrack. The origins story is that a Danish male named Torkild, once got a finger showed up his buttcrack so hard so he started bleeding. You usually gives a Rød Torkild to someone who annoys you.

Man1: "that guy is such a douchebag"
Man2: "lets go give him a Rød Torkild"

by 8BitZane February 20, 2015

Thorka Mae

A well known and honored Character in the World of Ultima Online and a feared soldier in Enemy Territory

You're a Grandmaster in all skills as Thorka Mae once was!

by Allen Geoffrey April 4, 2004

Tjonko

Tjonko Dutch spelling: A lame person who does not participate in the smoking of a (marijuana or hashish) joint.

Person1: Hey bro, wanna smoke this J?
Person2: No thanks, man, not tonight, <insert lame excuse>
Person1: Are you totally tjonko boyyyyyyeee?!

by HoNG-LizardWizard June 28, 2012

thorken

To search the beach for expired seagulls and suck the decaying gases from their rectums.

Boy 1: Have you seen Bob, he is really late again?

Boy 2: Ya, the Laubenator is down thorken by the ocean again. we should probably go on ahead. He'll be awhile.

by Houdini_2U November 27, 2012

thorkledinky

The legendary shaman tauren of World of Warcraft. His massive dick is talked about in legends and often ganks entire cities in World of warcraft. Just don't bring up his dad.

RUN! thorkledinky is coming!

by WoW librarian August 31, 2019