Tetra Titted Tosser

'Tetra' mathematically means four. 'Titted' obviously means nipples, and 'tosser' in British slang normally refers to jerk.

Simply 'tetra titted tosser' means four nippled jerk.

'You tetra titted tosser.'

by Directioner Dictionary July 3, 2012

Two Handed Titties

Breasts that are cup size D or larger which would require the partner of the owner to use two hands when handling them individually.

"Dude, I fucked UP! I cheated on Sarah and she wont return my calls!."

"Who?"

"Sarah. She had two handed titties."

"Damn. You Suck."

by Walter Phillips November 19, 2011

Flapjack Titties

When a bitch has those weird titties that flop around and sag down with that weird fold. Them chimpanzee titties.

Damn you see that nasty bitch over there with them flapjack titties? GROSS!!!

by _viper_ May 13, 2014

titted

When you're skiing deep powder and get so pitted that it's blowing up to your tits.

We got so titted today on the mountain, I got so many face shots.

by the_jamin_rock February 24, 2017

Tittie Lockdown

Tittie Lockdown is the situation that takes place when you can no longer control yourself because the bitches are controlling you with their tittie powers.

Marc: Yo i've been trying to tell that bitch off for so long.

Andy: Why haven't you?

Marc: Bitch got me on Tittie Lockdown.

by Marc519 December 7, 2009

Tittercated

Tittercated is a term used for when females with large breasts suffocate other people with their tits during hugs, or at any other given time.

Kyle: Dude, I was just tittercated by Sarah, and I kinda liked it a lot.
Thomas: Lucky! I wanna be tittercated by her!

by The Most AwesomePersonEver October 10, 2010

Niagara Titties

The condition that occurs when a woman belly extends past her flapjack boobs. The boobs then appear to be cascading over the belly like water over Niagara Falls.

Damn, Did you see that bitch's Niagara titties spill all over the place.

by El Jeffe de Chicago January 30, 2009