Titologist

A person, usually with a masters degree in Titology, whose passion and dedication for female breasts is unparalleled. Usually practiced as a hobby as the amount of high paying Titologist jobs are often few and far in between. :)

My best friend is a school teacher by day and an avid Titologist by night. He's often seeking out the best photos of boobs and sharing with his friends and family. These photos often bring smiles to the recipients and brighten otherwise average or gloomy days. They make great days even better!

by The Baron of Boobs December 25, 2016

tiedog

When a girl goes down on the male's bumhole

'Fam, you know Rebecca's a tiedog init, licked my bumhole clean.' said Steven to his mother.

by suckyourmudda123 October 17, 2019

pee-tition

Small wall separating the urinals in the men's room.

I have a shy bladder and hate to use a men's room with no pee-titions.

by wilddogg November 12, 2009

titnotized

The act of looking down at a woman's breasts and being unable to look up.

Chris was at ALA and looked down to see the woman's name badge--he was unable to look up, he was titnotized.

by PhillyNYcommuter July 30, 2008

TITCOMM

Abb. for "Twitch In The Corner Of My Mouth"
To be used in forums, comments, etc.
Because you never really laugh out loud.

Example:
Above post: "blahablablaa, half decent pun..."

You: "TITCOMM"

by TheDaninator January 22, 2011

Titorture

when you and your boy each get one nipple and insert it into ur penis hole, usually to refill on white liquids

John: Oh hey Jay, you wanna titorture my good friend Ruby with me?

Jay: hell yes John, I broke my balls last week, good thing I can refill my liquids with a little titorture

by johnysinsrighthand August 2, 2020

titoos

🍒 If you want to know the meaning of titoos, I’ll tell you. It has a very deep and beautiful meaning. It can come in different sizes, scientifically it means a women’s breasts but mentally it can mean anything. Titoos can be used in our everyday life, like aleina 🍑 (the process of a guy’s peepee coming inside a women’s veevee) 🍆,can be used for attracting any gender of your choice. 🍒
Fun fact: Kylie Jenner has one of the world’s biggest titoos which is also natural (no cap) 🧢 .
If you want big titoos like Kylie Jenner’s and other girls and boys, then here are some easy tips to follow:
1) Do aleina at least 5 times a day.
2) Visit a plastic surgeon that can help you get that fake titoos.
3) Massage the titoos gently and in slow motion, massage it 24/7 even when you’re bathing.

How to use titoos in a sentence:
Ulhas Kamathe (uvuvwevwevwe’s gf/kazawazawazawaquilawalaquaza KRRRR Zzabolazza’s mom): Hey honey! I want a chicken leg bis (aleina).
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetyenwevwe Ugwembwem Ossas: OOO YESSSSS! Come inside sweety. I wanna eat that chicken leg bis!

Ulhas Kamathe: BABE HURRY UP! I NEED TO FILM A TIK TOK VIDEO OF EATING CHICKEN WITH RICE
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetyenwevwe Ugwembwem Ossas: Okay honey almost done…
*200 years later…*
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetyenwevwe Ugwembwem Ossas: Ok I’m done now babe
Ulhas Kamathe: WTF I CANT EVEN SHOOT A TIK TOK NOW! YOU RUINED IT!! I want to break up with you…
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetyenwevwe Ugwembwem Ossas: K never mind I already have another gf whose 2000 years old and has way bigger titoos than you.
Ulhas Kamathe: Ugh whatever bye!

by Shizuka Rajasundari Isgara July 18, 2021