topanga

To gain weight. Derived from the Boy Meets World tv series where the character topanga went from skinny to overweight.

"She really pulled a topanga"

by skabaksadf January 12, 2005

Topanga'd

The highest level of drunk you could ever be. Im talking about getting drunk robbing a grocery store and waking up with a lifetime supply of catfood.

O my god dude I cannot even remember what i did for the past two weeks after last night.

I know dude you were fucking Topanga'd last night!

by Dizbuddy September 21, 2009

topanga

a wildly frizzy haired beast.

WOW! look at the topanga! someone needs a shaving...

you could knit a blanket out of that topanga

by ilovecrazyrangaaas July 4, 2010

Topangas

Large luscious Breast like the character Topanga from Boy Meets World.

You're Topangas look really good in that top

by Frog and Toad April 2, 2011

topanga

when you are upset or screwed over. another word for jewish.

Rachel: did you buy the tickets lauren?
Lauren: ah topanga!! i forgot!

by lorach December 17, 2008

Dirty Topanga

The act of speaking about the man you love while being butt-fucking your husband, whilst he shakes his head repeatedly.

"I can't believe you told your brother about how you did a Dirty Topanga on me last night!"

by AnAbsoluteGenius44 September 11, 2021

Topanga

To instigate a shitty scheme in which one compromises with someone more than he or she actually wants to, in an attempt to "test" that person's actual devotion to you.

My girlfriend said that I could see other people, but the witch was really Topangaing with me to test my love.

by McGuyver May 13, 2005