tinker-donkey

a poser carpenter who has marital problems.

The tinker-donkey hung his head in shame as he walked into his box on the side of the road.

by nick4279 March 12, 2008

tenter hooks

(or tenterhooks) meaning to wait with feelings of nervousness or anxiety in anticipation for something to happen in the near future.

She was on tenter hooks as the police officer calculated her BAC.

by mailburner January 13, 2010

Tinder Dick Bomb

The act of convincing men on any dating app to send a picture of their penis to someone else's phone as a practical joke. This is best done when MANY dick pics are sent to the same unsuspecting recipient in a short period of time.

Brad: Why did I just get dick pics from twenty different phone numbers in the past hour? ITS A CONSPIRACY.
Me: Nah dude! I think someone just Tinder Dick Bombed you. It was probably your Ex getting revenge.

by Senor Dank Nugs October 12, 2021

Tinder Tornado

When unsure whether to swipe left or right, you make a circular swipe on the screen and let fate decide.

I'm taking a gamble on "Lexi". Gonna tinder tornado this one.

by RedRedRed Red August 31, 2016

Tintersection

New, hip name for a T-intersection, used by cool kids,,, AND their grandmas.

Brooke- “hey Anthony, turn left at the T-intersection”
Anthony- “you mean a tintersection?”

Brooke- “oh yeah I guess you’re right, thanks Anthony!”

by Melody brown 2.0 October 3, 2019

Tinder Takedown

Hooking up with a girl/guy you meet via Tinder.

Guy 1: "Eh bud, how was the rest of your night?"
Guy 2: "Dude Vivian and I smashed"
Guy 1: "The one you meet on Tinder? That's your 4th Tinder Takedown this month!"

by Herold Mickinley June 30, 2014

tinder dip

When your friend takes you somewhere, usually a party, and then just leaves without telling you to meet a tinder match. Also knows as tinder D or T dip.

Hey where did Matt go?

Man he tinder dip

by Big daddy Gaddy February 10, 2018