tenderize

To immerse the subject person in continuous patterns of sincere, intense and highly concentrated physical and emotional affection.

"Tenderized Love" represents the climactic state of amorousness that results between the subject and the "acting party" after prolonged episodes of tenderizing.

Raffi: I'm going to tenderize you so good - it won't be weird I promise...

Jim: Love me tender love me sweet!

by Haleb June 25, 2008

meat tenderizer

A ugly girl who causes a dudes dick to go soft.

Aye yo, she a real meat tenderizer.
- I know right

by Ronald G January 2, 2006

Tindering

Using Tinder.

Looking for a match (date).

"I was tindering during class because the lecture was boring."

by Alekschkadua May 1, 2014

Tinderesting

(Adjective) Descriptive of somebody capable of initiating stimulating philosophical conversations or being remarkably witty whilst on social network or dating sites, who is albeit distinctly lacking in such traits when it comes to meeting them in real life. Not dissimilar to ginteresting.

Example: "He seemed really funny yeah, kept asking me my opinion on the theory of multiple universes and whether I thought feminism was moving in the right direction. Then when I met him all he talked about was his ex-girlfriend's 3 week cycle and how well his fantasy football team has been doing recently! Ugh, so tinderesting!"

by Snakebitethief January 15, 2014

Toilet Tindering

When sitting on the toilet is the only time you use Tinder; swiping while wiping.

Nick: "I had a really nice first date with Carolyn last night."

Brooks: "Nice! How did you guys meet?"

Nick: "I was toilet tindering at work the other day and we matched instantly!"

by liquorbox June 6, 2015

memphis meat tenderizer

When a man places his erect penis on a solid surface, typically a counter top, and his lover repeatedly slams their forhead on the engorged member until said member is flaccid. Also used to treat erections lasting more than four hours.

I popped a viagra and my dick was still hard four hours later, and thank the lord my tranny girlfriend knew of the memphis meat tenderizer, therefore avoiding a trip to the emergency room!

by savages April 16, 2014

tinderizing

Actively on the prowl via the tinder app

That guy looks familiar, I bet I saw him on tinder while I was tinderizing.

by thetinderizer July 22, 2014