A Big Timer not only possesses class, but also great skill. He/she can complete even the most routine task with elegance and panache. A Big Timer also has large levels of banter and unrivalled wit.
Person one: "She's never even cracked a smile at me. He comes along and says a few things and she's pissing her pants and going out with him on Sunday!"
Person 2: "It's too easy for him! He's a Big Timer!"
Person 2: "It's too easy for him! He's a Big Timer!"
by Alzamatralz November 8, 2014
Get the Big Timermug. this is where, the male is masturbating himself while the female is waiting to get a load in her face, but instead of a load, the male pisses in the females face, and sees how long he can piss without her throwing a fit, then recording the time.
by whatthefuck69 January 20, 2009
Get the toliet timermug. by olivia guy and zoe July 2, 2014
Get the ball timersmug. An imaginary timer a person has for how long they can be out or hang out with friends/family/etc before they start to get tired.
by ScorpionTheeGreat January 17, 2021
Get the Social Timermug. A 'small-timer' stumbles through everyday tasks with a lack of class and with increasing damage to their integrity. Their catastrophic nature can easily be mistaken or excused as "bad luck", however this is far from the case.
Person 1: "Got absolutely smashed last night and can't remember a thing. Woke up without my pants and lost my phone!"
Person 2: "What a small timer!"
Person 2: "What a small timer!"
by Alzamatralz June 30, 2014
Get the Small Timermug. by richtaylor521 March 29, 2005
Get the Two Timermug. A woman's erect nipples, either while topless, or when visible through her shirt. Each nipple sticks out in a way that resembles the thermometer that pops out on a turkey that is finished roasting.
There's no more beautiful sight than a happy pair of turkey timers.
Either it's cold in here, or the turkeys are ready.
Either it's cold in here, or the turkeys are ready.
by Farlig November 28, 2007
Get the turkey timersmug.