noun. a way for facebook to demand that you use your navigational skills while trying to talk to your friends
Chaz: Bro, why do you have your compass out?
Chez: Cause I can't find my friends list on this stupid timeline!
Chez: Cause I can't find my friends list on this stupid timeline!
by helefant August 13, 2012
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by robbie grossman April 30, 2005
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A 5th dimensional occurrence; a time/space continuum of reality as the perfect experience of connection to Source, the Original Creator of All that Is. The continuous experience of ever-present Love thematically expressed, shared and represented in every Moment, every Creation and every Relationship.
Presence on the Loving Timeline brings about feelings of Joy, Gratitude, Compassion, Bliss... Grace with ease in all situations... Brilliant inspiration with follow through to complete fruition and success.
Living fully in the garden of Heaven on Earth...
Presence on the Loving Timeline brings about feelings of Joy, Gratitude, Compassion, Bliss... Grace with ease in all situations... Brilliant inspiration with follow through to complete fruition and success.
Living fully in the garden of Heaven on Earth...
Through diligent forgiveness and release she was able to activate the Loving Timeline.
The Lawyer could tell his meditation practice was working when the Loving Timeline opened to him this morning presenting a peaceful resolution and winning solution for ALL involved parties.
The Lawyer could tell his meditation practice was working when the Loving Timeline opened to him this morning presenting a peaceful resolution and winning solution for ALL involved parties.
by theBuffaloDiaries December 10, 2010
Get the the Loving Timeline mug.An acknowledgement that we’re living in The Darkest Timeline, where satirical article concepts and titles formerly championed by The Onion are every-day, real-life news stories.
I just saw a Fox News chyron that read “TRUMP: YOU CAN’T IMPEACH SOMEBODY ‘DOING A GREAT JOB’ “ - another poignant reminder that we’re living in the Onioniest Timeline.
by #ai August 31, 2018
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"So every Republican sprung into action to replace a feminist icon, so they can ban abortion, while the relief bill has stalled because its too generous."
"We are the worst timeline."
"We are the worst timeline."
by Perringaiden September 22, 2020
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Typical silencers include: porn, pain and pain associated with porn.
Typical silencers include: porn, pain and pain associated with porn.
@christiansrcool says: What a beautiful morning! at 08:27
@normalguy27 says: Damn! Burnt my pancakes again. at 08:28
@ timeline silencer says: Crime took my face. It forgot to take my knives. I´m coming for you! at 08:31
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@anothernormalguy says: is google out? at 08:45
@normalguy27 says: Damn! Burnt my pancakes again. at 08:28
@ timeline silencer says: Crime took my face. It forgot to take my knives. I´m coming for you! at 08:31
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@anothernormalguy says: is google out? at 08:45
by terminal1 July 8, 2010
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me: "so i hear everyone's getting automatically switched to timeline over the next few weeks, whether we like it or not. this is pure timeline rape."
antoine dodson: "they's rapin' errybody out here!"
antoine dodson: "they's rapin' errybody out here!"
by MalaMackice August 8, 2012
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