tiger woods

to cheat on one's spouse

Ya he totally got caught "tiger woodsing" his wife on a "business trip" in Tijuana.

by philosophocles December 23, 2009

Tiger Woods Mindset

Possesing the mindset of "there is no possible way that I can f this up!" Being confident to the extreme, but never over confident.

I attempted the new water skiing move with a Tiger Woods mindset.

by Dennis Burkett October 24, 2007

Tiger Woods

To get divorced by way of playing 18 holes on the skanky public course when you've got a perfectly good place to use your putter in your own house.

Suddenly, doing the Tiger Woods tour took on a whole new meaning.

by Cunningest Linguist January 1, 2010

Dont kanye me or ill chris brown u and tiger woods ur mother

Dont mess with me or ill whup ur ass and fuck ur mother

Kid 1: Ur a fatass
Kid 2:Dont kanye me or ill chris brown u and tiger woods ur mother
Kid1: Ok My bad dude im sorry

by BigBoiBurney February 17, 2010

tiger woods

The act in which you have sexual intercourse in all three of your womens orfices. Making it in every hole like Tiger Woods does.

Person 1: Yo, i busted a tiger woods on that girl.
Person 2: Tiger Woods? whats that?
Person 1: I put it in every hole!!

by Discard February 22, 2008

Alaskan Tiger Woods

Involves a bucket of ice, salt, a polar bear (a black bear if you are not able to obtain a polar bear), and a 7 iron.......one man lies on his back with penis erect the other places an ice cube on top of the erect penis and tee's off with the 7 iron....while this is occurring another person lies spread eagle with anus accessible...another person then begins to jack off counting out his strokes.....if said golfer is able to hit the ice cube off the erect penis and get a "hole" in one into the anus the the golfer will recieve a blumpkin from trig palin, if they get an eagle they will recieve a screaming seagull from an acutual seagull, a birdie will result in the golfer getting to take a dip in the pool with casey anthony while playing with chloroform, if said golfer gets a par they must do a mesa verde mudslide off of whoopie goldberg, if they bogey the person will receive a ride on the thriller express....if said golfer fails to get the ice cube into the anus before the member of the group jacking off "erupts" or said ice cube melts the golfer must put salt on their penis and let the polar bear lick the salt off with the risk of said bear ripping of said penis off in a rage of fury.

Nolan just got a hole in one by teeing off with his 7 iron off of ian's penis into timothy's asshole! he now can get a blumpkin from trig palin! He just pulled of the perfect Alaskan Tiger Woods!

by Sexy Mambaso 69 July 26, 2011

Tiger Woods

Thepartofeveryforestyoudon'twanttoenter.

"Z-z-z-zoiks!!, it'sthemtiger woods.Letshightailitouttaheeya"

by WinkyBoy February 9, 2013